Chords for Ben Folds, Nick Hornby, & Pomplamoose VideoSong!!!!

You smoke your little smoke, and drink [F#] your little drink,
[A] and try to make sense of the things that you think.
_ _ _ _ _ _ Did you know [F#] that Dickens invented 13 [B],000 characters?
13,000!
That's a [A] character a day for the whole of his working [F#] life.
_ What have I [A] done today?
Dropped the kids off at school, listened to the new national album,
played a [E] stupid game on my computer.
[A] _ That's why I'm not Dickens.
Kids.
_ Dickens' wife would have done the school [E] run.
I'm all for feminism, [A] but it's cost me my one shot at immortality.
_ You smoke your little smoke, [F#] and drink your little drink,
[D] and try to make [B] sense of the [A] things that you think.
You smoke your little smoke, [F#] and drink your little drink,
[D] and try to make sense [B] of the things that you think.
_ [A] _ _ _
[E] In 1450, there were about a hundred [D] new books published. _
[A] _ _ Last year, there were more than a million.
_ [E] _ A new book [A] comes out every 30 seconds.
_ _ It would take you 15 years just to read the titles of every [D] book ever printed. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
You're [E] going to watch TV tonight?
_ _ [A] _ _ _
[G#] Fair enough, I suppose.
_ [A] Smoke your little smoke, [E] and drink your little drink,
[F#] and try to make sense of [B] the things that you think.
[A] Smoke your little smoke, [E] and drink your little drink,
[D] and try to make sense of the things that you think.
_ [F] Try to make sense [Em] of the things that you think.
[A] _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ [Am] Try to make sense [Em] of the things that you think.
[A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Our universe _ [E] consists of between 30 to [B] 50 billion trillion stars
[A] arranged in 80 to [C#m] 140 billion [F#] galaxies.
Our nearest neighboring star is called Proxima Centauri,
[A] and it's four light years away.
We need some bread, but it's really hot [C#m] outside,
and I can't be bothered to walk around the corner.
[A] Smoke your little smoke, [E] and drink your little drink,
and [B] try to make sense of the things that you think.
[A] Smoke your little smoke, [E] and drink your little drink,
and try [Bm] to make sense of the things that you think.
[G] Try to make sense [Em] of the things that you think.
[A] _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ [Dm] Try to make sense [E] of the things that you think.
[A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Dm] That was _ [A] _ a _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] good one.
You got pretty sailor on that one.
[F] I did get pretty sailor.
Was it too sailor?
Yeah, no, it was good.
I wanna make sense of [Em] the things that you've been [A] gone _ _ _
_ You do need a haircut.
I need a comb.
That's your fans.
Your fans tell you that you need a haircut.
It's hard to do your hair when it's not a mirror.
Cause [G#] it's the other side.
See like, I go like this and it's- I will have to edit this.
This is really weird.
Welcome to our vlog!
That was a Ben Folds collaboration.
Ben is releasing a [D#] record, which is so freaking cool.
And this is me [G] listening to his record.
_ _ _ _ Wait for it. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ You wanna hear it?
_ _ Yeah. _ _ _
_ Oh yeah.
It's a really cool record.
Nick Hornby wrote all [N] the lyrics.
And Ben wrote the music and produced it.
Anyway, it's coming out soon.
And our song that we did together with Ben called Things You Think is on iTunes now!
So you should get that too.
And we're gonna go watch True Lies.
Pew pew pew pew pew.
That was girl gun noises.
Here's boy gun noises.
Pew pew pew pew.
Pew pew pew pew. _
_ _ _ _ _ Pew pew pew pew.
Not going in the video.
It's the best.
I used to play Magic Nursery Babies with my sister. _ _ _ _ _ _
That's not going in the video.
Well no, I was- I _ was going somewhere.
I was playing around with toy noises.
No you weren't.
Yes I was.
I used to play with Ninja Turtles and Star Wars figures, Jurassic Park