Chords for Benny Bell - A Disguisted Millionaire

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[Ab] _ _ I _ _ was a _ disgusted _ _ [Eb] millionaire _ with no one to call me sweet [Ab] honey. _ _
[F] I wanted a girl, [Bbm] a cute [Gm] little pearl [Eb] who knows how to spend [Ab] lots of money.
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I made up my _ mind I simply [Eb] must find some neat little sweet [Ab] little cutie.
_ [E] So I hopped on a train [Bbm] and headed for [Eb] Spain to look for a prize winning [Abm] beauty. _ _ _
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_ _ _ [Ab] _ While riding _ _ along and singing [Eb] a song I heard someone holler [Ab] hey phony. _ _ _
[F] So I turned _ around [Bbm] and that's how [Bb] I found [Eb] my red headed fat [Ab] head baloney. _ _
[Abm] I gazed in her _ eyes and to [Eb] my surprise she told me she loves [Abm] me sincerely
_ [Cm] _ So [E] I threw her a kiss [Bb] and whispered like this, [Eb]
I'd love to believe you [Ab] my _ _ dearie _
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_ _ _ _ We hopped off the _ train and strolled down [Eb] the lane, I married her quickly [Ab] that morning
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But when we got home I [G] fell on my dome [Eb]
when she started _ stretching and [E] yawning _ _
[Abm] She opened her mouth, her false [G] teeth fell out [Db] and one eye was made [Ab] out of crystal
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[A] Her right leg was good but [Bbm] her left leg was wood, [Eb] I started [E] to look for [Ab] a pistol _ _
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[E] She eats like a horse, her manners are worse, I'd rather have married [Ab] a donkey _ _
[Db] She sleeps on a chair, she [Bbm] _ snores [Bb] like a bear [Eb] and calls me her cute [B] little _ monkey _
So [Ab] I'm a _ disgusted _ _ millionaire [B] _
by golly, by gosh and [Dbm] by gora _
[E] I give every cent [Bb] to some noble gent [Eb] who dump off my lovely _ [Ab] senora _ _ _
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