Chords for Benny Bell - Shaving Cream (Exclusive)

[F] _ _ _ [C] _ [G] _ _ [C] I have a sad story to tell you.
It may hurt your [D] feelings a [G] bit.
_ Last night when I walked
into [C] my [C#] bathroom, [D] I stepped [A#] in a big [C] pile of shaving cream.
Be nice and [F] clean.
Shave
[C] every [C#] day and [G] you'll [C] always look keen. _ _ _ _ _
I think I'll break off with my girlfriend.
[G] Her antics
are queer, I'll admit.
_ Each time I say, darling, [Am] I love you, [C#] [Bm] she [A#] tells me that I'm [C] full of shaving
cream.
Be nice and clean.
[N] Shave every day and you'll always [C] look keen. _ _ _ _
_ _ Our baby fell
out of the window.
You'd think that her head [G] would be split.
But good luck was with her
that [C] [A] morning.
[D] She fell [A#] in a barrel [C] of shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
[F]
Shave every day
and [G] you'll always look [C] keen. _ _
_ _ _ An old lady died in a bathtub.
She died from a terrible [G] fit. _
In
order to [C] fulfill her wishes, [A] [D] she was buried [G] in six feet [C] of shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
[F] Shave every [F#] day [G] and you'll always [C] look keen.
_ _ _ _ _ When I wasn't friends with the army, one day I
looked [D] into my kit.
[G] I [Gm] thought I would find me [C] a [A] sandwich.
[D] But the darn [G] thing was loaded [Cm] with
[C] shaving cream.
Be nice and [A#] clean.
Shave [F#m] every day and [G] you'll [C] always look keen.
_ _ _ _ _ And now folks,
my story is ended.
_ I think it is time I [G] should quit.
_ If any [C] of you feel offended, [A] [D] stick your
head [G] in a barrel [C] of shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
[F] Shave [Am] every day and [G] you'll [C] always look keen.
[G] _ _ _ [C] _ _