Chords for Big Balls

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_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] I'm from upper, upper class [C] high society.
People stop [E] laughing.
God's gift to ballroom [C] notoriety.
Mm, yes.
[E] And I always fill my [C] ballroom.
The event is never small.
[D] The social pages say I've [B] got the biggest balls of all, [E] ladies.
I've got big balls.
[C#] I've got big balls.
[E] And they're such big balls, [C#] and they're dirty big balls.
[E] And he's got big balls, [C#] and she's got big [C] balls.
And we've [D] got the _ [A] balls [B] of them [E] all.
Now my balls are always [C] bouncing, and my ballroom always full.
[E] And everybody comes [C] and comes again.
[E] If your name is on the guest [C] list, no one can take you higher.
[D] No.
Everybody says [B] I've got great balls of fire.
[E]
I've got big [C#] balls.
No, I've got big [E] balls.
And they're such big balls, [C#] and they're dirty big balls.
[E] And he's got big balls, [C#] and she's got big balls.
[C] But we've [D] got the [A] biggest balls [B] of them [E] all.
Now some balls are held for charity, [C] and some for fancy dress.
[E] But when they're held for pleasure, [C] they're the balls that I like best.
Stop looking [E] at me.
My balls are always bouncing [C] to the left and to the right.
[D] It's my belief that my big [B] balls should be held every night.
[E] Yes, we've got big [C#] balls.
We've got big balls.
[E]
We've got big [C#] balls.
Dirty big balls.
[E] And he's got big balls.
[C#] Oh, and she's got big balls.
[C] But [D] we've got the [A] biggest balls [B] of them [E] all.
_ _ [C#] And I'm just anxious for you to [E] see them.
_ _ [C#] We have everything you could ever [E] want.
Seafood [C#] cocktails, tuna fish, [C]
clams, [D] _ [A] and my special [B] gravy.
[E] Yes, bollocks, knackers, bollocks, [C#] knackers, bollocks, knackers, bollocks.
[E]
Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, [C#] knackers, bollocks, knackers, [E] bollocks.
Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, [C#] knackers, bollocks.
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