Chords for Bill Anderson - Peel Me A Nanner

How good that makes us feel.
It's a long way from _ _ _ _ _ _ _ yeah from southern Ohio to Nashville, Tennessee,
but I want and last night the wind was blowing that bus all across the road.
I mean it was rough
and of course everything between here and there is under construction so you just have to kind of
I think the state flower of Ohio is a little orange and white cones.
Look at that thing.
_ [A] But thank y'all you made every mile more than worth it by being such a
wonderful audience to us.
Where is the [N] _ _ lady that came down front?
_ Did I embarrass you honey? _
I didn't.
_ I tried to. _ _
_ _ _ I don't know what that perfume is you got on but I want some of it.
_ _ Not for me of course. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ Actually James wants some. _
_ _ _ _ Is there any particular song y'all came to hear us do?
_ Kill me on the [D#] internet.
I can tell you.
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I [A] can tell you watch Country's Family Reunion
[G] if [E] you want to hear this song.
_ _ Lord.
_ _ _ _ _ Hang on.
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[F#] _ Well _ I love you too.
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_ [E] I can be [B] available. _ _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ Wrote us up.
Where are you married?
Who said that?
Are you married?
[C#] No.
You don't flip around?
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_ _ Here's the saddest song that was ever written.
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_ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ Makes _ _ you want to reach for your Kleenex don't it? _
_ They make fun of me all the time on Country's Family Reunion for having written this song.
But I want you to know Peel Me a Nanner is not the worst song I ever wrote.
_ _ I wrote a song for my ex-wife _ _ called The Only Good Years We Had With the Tires on Our Car. _
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_ _ Oh boy where can I get a copy?
_ _ _ _ It ain't come out yet.
_ _ It ain't been released yet. _
If I release it they'll probably put me in jail and won't release me.
_ _ I _ _ _ give you kisses [A] and I gave you [E] love.
Tried to please [B] your every [E] whim.
It all added up to [A] a big [E] fat nothing.
Lashed my view up [B] and ran away [E] with him.
[A] Peel me a nanner, toss me a peeper.
I'll come swinging from a coconut [B] tree. _
Peel me a [E] nanner, toss me a peeper.
You sure made [B] a monkey [E] out of me.
I can look in your faces and tell you're wanting to sing again.
You just got a little tiny taste of it on still.
Now you're wanting to sing more words.
Alright?
Let's practice this one.
I want you to say, Peel me a nanner.
_ Peel me a nanner.
_ _ God that's awful. _ _
Come on let's try it one more time.
Put some feeling in it.
Peel me a nanner.
Peel me a nanner.
Toss me a peanut.
Toss me a peanut.
And I'll do the part about the coconut tree.
And you come back and do peel me a nanner,
toss me a peanut.
Let me hear you practice this one.
You sure made a monkey out of me.
You sure made a monkey out of me.
_ _ _ God that's worse than any wreck they ever had on I-75. _ _
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_ _ _ I might as well be in [A] the deep [E] dark jungle.
Talking to the apes and [B] swinging on [E] a vine.
Instead of here crying about [A] the chance I [E] bungled.
Knowing that a woman [B] wrecked my [E] mind.
[A] Peel me a nanner.
[E] Toss me a peanut.
I'll come swinging from a coconut [B] tree.
[A] Peel me a nanner.
[E] Toss me a peanut.
You sure made [B] a monkey [E] out of me.
One more time with feeling.
Here we go.
_ [A] Peel me a nanner.
[E] Toss me a peanut.
I'll come swinging from a coconut [B] tree.
[A] Peel me a nanner.
[E] Toss me a peanut.
You sure made a [B] monkey [E] out of me.
You sure made a monkey out of me. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Woo! _ _ _