Chords for Bill Collectors Theme Song - Apes of the State LIVE @ Mr. Beery's 2/5/16

_ _ _ [D] I'm listening.
What are you [G] doing?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ I'm [G] just showing you.
No, I need to mute you.
You're my tripod.
_ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G]
When I was just a little kid, they told me to drink it.
[D] Can't do anything when I got older.
They told me to stop dreaming.
[G] Sorry.
Being moralistic, maybe we'll coffee to the kitchen.
[D] But I can't seem to get my head out of the clouds.
_ _ [G]
What's the point of living life to work until I die?
I [D] can't see it anyway, except I want out.
_ _ [G]
None as we had never had a dream of getting older.
But [D] here I am.
What can I do about it?
Tell me what to [Bm] do about it now.
I never wanted to eat every [Bm] single [D] stereotype of a white girl.
Class 20 something, it's got the economy.
[Bm]
I never meant to be the [B] epitome of quarter [F#] life.
Christ is a [Bm] kid and young, he didn't live up to the hype. _
_ _ [G] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ JANDALENE!
[D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ [D] _ When _ _
_ _ [G] I was just a little kid, they told me I was special.
[D] When I grew up and found out, they told that to every single one of [G] us.
You can't get addicted to more drugs and go away.
[D] Universities where we'll sell you drills and make you work for free. _
_ [G] They handed us an economy that's asking us for [D] poverty.
Then have the nerve to call us all crazy [A] for complaining.
But there goes the generation where we could be what you want to [D] be.
But maybe other nineties can't hold _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [B] _ [D] us back.
We've _ got _ _ the real [B]
collectors [D] calling [Bm] us to [F#] pay back [Bm]
student loans.
_ [G] They can [D] never find [E] us if [F#] we throw [Bm] away our phones.
_ _ [G] Then we could sit in [D] diners [F#] drinking [Bm] coffee, smoking cigarettes [G] outside.
Look in [D] each [F#] other's eyes without cell phone [Bm] lights to hide behind.
_ [G]
We could just [D] kick off our [Em] shoes and [Bm] drink inside walk home.
_ _ [G] The words so fancy, _ [F#] perpetual, will never [Bm] be alone.
Never be [B] alone.
Never be alone.
[D]
Never be [F#] alone when [Bm] we're with friends.
We'll [G] never owe shit to anyone else.
No, we'll never owe shit to anyone else.
No, we'll never owe shit to anyone else.
No, we'll never owe shit to [Bm] anyone else.
_ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ Yeah!
[A#] _