Chords for Billie Eilish gets QUIZZED by Rainn Wilson on ‘The Office' | Billboard

I feel God in the chilies [C] tonight.
_ Come on, girl.
Uh, it's Pam.
_ That's Office 101. _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ _ [Am] _ Hey, everybody.
It's me, Rainn Wilson, and I've [G] been wandering around suburban Los Angeles.
And I have arrived at this very house because I hear that inside is the world's number one Office fan.
Come on, America.
Let's see what happens. _
_ _ _ It's apparently a young man named Billy.
Pretty slow to answer the [Bb] door.
_ Kind of disrespectful.
Oh, _ [N] _ how are you?
I'm so good.
How are you?
It's so nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, going straight in for a hug.
That's fantastic.
I heard you were an Office fan.
Uh-huh.
Yeah?
A little bit?
Yeah, a little big bit.
You've seen the show once or twice?
Twelve times now.
Twelve times?
Yes.
Is this where you watch The Office, or do you watch it on your_
No, I actually watch it on my phone.
Like, as soon as I wake up, and when I brush my teeth, and when I go to the bathroom, when I take [Ab] baths and shit.
Wait a minute.
You [F] watch The Office when you go to the bathroom?
Yeah, I do.
So you're pooping and you're [N] watching me.
Literally taking dumps, watching you.
That is disgusting.
This is my room.
You don't have to come in or whatever you want, but there's this_
Oh my God, look at that.
Maybe she is the biggest Office fan in the world.
Let's find out.
We'll find out.
Oh my God.
Ladies and gentlemen, Billy Eyelash. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
William Eyelash.
_ _ [F] I hear you're a pretty big Office fan.
_ _ _ Bring it.
_ Jesus.
_ _ _ I'm going to ask you some questions, some trivia questions, and then some quotes, and we'll see how well you do.
Here we go.
_ _ _ Ooh, this is a good one.
This is a tough one.
Go.
I think I'm going to stump you.
Go.
What was Nelly's ex-boyfriend's job? _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Db] Repeat the question.
_ _ [G] No.
You want a lifeline?
Yeah, go.
Magician.
So see, okay, listen.
No, listen, listen.
Because I don't get nervous, [N] and I'm nervous right now.
So I forgot the name Nelly is Nelly.
So I'm thinking_
_ I knew that, though. _
See, I'm blanking.
See, okay, wait.
Hold on, wait.
You need to take some deep breaths or something?
No, no, ask me another question.
I can't look at you.
Ask me another question.
I knew that.
No, but part of the challenge is you have to look_
But I knew it.
Part of the challenge is that I'm so intimidating,
you [Eb] have to look at me.
Okay, I can do it.
Bitch, I'm strong.
Go. _
Fuck!
Why did I_
Okay, I'm nervous.
What does Michael [Gb] order while out with the insurance [Dm]-selling Mafia Man?
[Ab] Oh.
An Italian dish.
Yes.
_ Gabagool.
_ [F] Yes.
[G] Very good.
[Ab] What is the name of the charity 5K [E] run, fun run, [Bb] the staff run-in?
What is [N] the full name?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I know it has fun run race for the cure, right?
That's the end.
That's right.
Good.
Yep.
_ You got the last six words.
The Michael Scott_
Good.
Name of the paper company.
Thunder Mifflin.
Yep.
And then it's the city.
_ _ Scranton.
Yep.
And then it's the woman who has rabies.
_ Meredith Palmer. _ _
Memorial.
Memorial.
Memorial. _ _
Celebrity.
Okay, so the Michael Scott, the Michael Scott, Thunder Mifflin, Scranton, _ Meredith Palmer.
Celebrity. _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ Is that part of it?
Yeah.
Celebrity?
And then the disease.
Whatever the fuck it's called.
Rabies awareness. Rabies awareness.
Pro-am. Pro-am.
And then race, fun run race for the cure.
Okay, good. Wow, that's_
I'm gonna give that to you.
That's a tough one.
What is Toby's daughter's name?
[N] Sasha. Sasha.
Good, wow.
When Dwight accidentally kills Angela's cat, what are the names of A, the original cat, and 2, the replacement cat?
The replacement cat's name is Garbage.
Yes.
The original cat's name is Sprinkles.
_ Very nice.
Very good.
Good.
When we all sleep, where do we go? _
_ _ _ That's_
you have to answer that one.
What is the preferred pizza place among the office staff?
Ooh, okay, so it's either Alfredo's Pizza Cafe or Pizza by Alfredo.
_ _ What is Jan's candle company called?
_ Serenity by Jan.
[Dm] Ooh, _ this is good.
What is Princess Unicorn's [G] catchphrase?
Where it can pierce the sky.
_ _ [D]
Andy, Daryl, and Kevin play [F] what board game during Kevin's garage sale?
Dallas.
She's good.
She's good.
_ _ [E] What is the name of Michael Scarne's robot butler in Threat Level Midnight?
_ Oh my god, that's so crazy that [Ab] you're asking me these things.
His robot butler, Samuel.
Good.
L.
Chang. _
Whoa!
_ That's nuts.
What celebrity do the office staff debate over being hot or not?
Barbra Streisand?
No, wait, fuck, wait, sorry.
Wait, no.
Language, young lady.
I know who it is. _
_ Oh my god.
Office fans right now are _ [Em]
groaning with disgust at you.
No, but I know it though.
But the name, I'm mad with the [A] names.
Boys don't cry.
Oh my god.
This is embarrassing.
I know it.
I don't even know who it is.
I only know it from the office.
_ That's why it's hard though.
Well, I'm going to tell Hilary Swank that you don't know who she is.
Fuck!
Oh, for [Abm] fuck's sake. _
[N] Before we go to the quotes, I just want to ask, what song did you write for Dwight?
Was it Ocean Eyes or Bad Boy?
I said Bad Boy. _ _ _ _
Ocean Eyes.
_ True.
Correct.
You're correct.
I know.
_ Here is a quote from the office.
You tell me which character said this.
I'm not going to do the voice.
I'll do a flat voice.
I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old to get and go sit. _
_ Do I regret this?
No.
I believe his tissue has made me [Gb] stronger.
Now I have the strength of a grown man.
_ [A] _ _
The worst thing about prison was the dementors.
Michael. _
_ [Eb] And what character, [G] Michaels?
Oh, prison Mike.
Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. Kevin.
_ _ I haven't had so much fun since seeing Zooey Dish Channel at the Coacherella music festival.
Coacherella.
I haven't proposed to anyone in years.
Sad.
This is a tough one.
I [Ab] know, but I know the line so well, but I feel like there's so many proposals on that show.
I haven't proposed to anyone in years.
_ Was it Andy?
Yes.
You know a human can go on living [N] seven hours after being decapitated. _ _
Creed.
_ Very good.
And then you correct him.
He said, you're thinking of a chicken.
_ And he said, what did I say? _
_ You want to go on with the scene?
_ I ground up four extra strength aspirin and put them in Michael's pudding.
I do the same thing with my dog.
To get him to think his heart won't listen. _
Saddle shoes with denim.
I will literally call child protective services.
Call Child Protective Services.
Oscar.
A few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa and my cousin, Mufasa, was, he was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeest.
_ _ People underestimate the power of nostalgia.
Nostalgia is truly one of the great weaknesses, second only to the neck.
To the neck.
You.
Dwight Schrute.
And _ _ you know what? _ _ _
_ Young William Eyelash, I have a very special gift for you that I've been saving to give the ultimate office fan.
What?
It is a yogurt lid _ necklace. _
_ That I, that actually will go very well with your goth bling. _ _
Please.
Is this real?
This is a real thing.
That is a real thing. Yes.
So you, you win.
You win it all.
_ Congratulations.
The ultimate office fan.
Ladies and gentlemen. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Wow.
Wow, wow.
Give a hand to Mr.
Ray Wilson, everybody.
_ _ _ [E] Wow.
Thanks so much.
Mufasa, you're so awesome.
That was so fun.
That was so fun.
Oh my God.