Chords for Billie Eilish: Same Interview, Ten Minutes Apart | Capital

[F] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
[G] My name is Billy
_ _ [F#] _ _ Billy
[G#] _ _ It's the 6th of March
_ 2019 and it's [Em] 2 o'clock.
It's March 6th 2019 _ and it's 210.
What advice would I give myself?
_ _ _ [C] Get _ some food in your system
Because otherwise I'm gonna be a [F] ass to everybody today
_ [G]
Which I low-key feel it coming.
I feel it coming.
I gotta get some food
[G#] Won't be [G] an ass so hopefully in five minutes [F#] I've eaten I don't think that's gonna happen but [Bm] shit.
Hey, I got my pineapple
I got my grapes.
Are these grapes?
[Em] What the hell is a grape?
I totally just like forgot what grapes are _
battery _ _ _ [Am] percentage you said _ We have 27%
_ [F] _ _ It's true, [Am] but it's good though.
I have people I don't want to talk to on my phone.
So if it dies [G] have an excuse _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ 26
_ [Bm] Instagram followers [G]
14 million [Em] eleven thousand one hundred and [Am] sixteen
_ _ Damn, it's gone up nine thousand and ten [Dm] minutes.
It doesn't have like seventy _ three _ _ [G] million _ _ _
[C] 74 million three hundred and seventy [Am] four thousand two hundred sixty nine
[Bm] _ Damn, you have the exact number.
She's 74 million
_ [Em] _ _ _
_ _ 11 _ ,000 _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
374 Jesus 374 thousand
_ Something in 69.
I don't know.
It's 74 million something
_ [Dm] That's how [G] many it has
_ Very friend has gone up by
50,000 people
_ in 10 [Am] minutes
The voice [Bm] was the guy I was on the phone with as I walked in here
I was only on the phone because [Em] he's the only person.
Okay, listen
Actually, this is kind of interesting the guy on the very friend
[C] I'm very friend who says like Billy and says all those words.
It's a friend.
I have named Calvin who lives [F] here and
_ [Dm] Since he lives [G] here, he's the only person that I know that's awake right now and
Get out of the car to go [Am] inside
There were all the people trying to make me sign [Bm] shit and then they were gonna sell it on eBay
That's all they do.
Those are not fans, bro.
That's all they want is [Em] to make money off of me.
No, thank you
So I was like who can I call to act like I'm on the phone?
So I was gonna just do [Am] this, but I wanted to actually not even so I was like who's awake right now
The only [F] person in my phone that's awake
[Am] Calvin Adrian, so I called that fool and [G] I just you know, how's the day been?
[Em] _ Get in here and then I was like, [F#] okay.
Bye
_ Anyway, [Bm] it's Calvin.
What am I thinking about?
_ _ _ I'm being [Em] ignored by the one person.
I don't want to be ignored by _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _
Ooh
_ _ _ _ I used to work with horses [Dm] a lot and you may not know
_ [F] _
_ Horses [G] can't feel anything in their [Em] mane
So like you can tug on their mane as hard as you want [Am] and they can't feel it.
Not that you should I'm just saying
[B] They actually have no [Bm]
like they can't feel anything in their manes at all
_ [Em] So that's why I like when you see somebody brushing a horse's mane
They do it pretty rough like it.
It's not actually that bad because they can't feel it.
[C] But be gentle with horses.
They're precious _ _ _ _ _ _
Turtles breathe wait, _ _ [Dm]
I [G] think I heard this I might be totally off but I think turtles can breathe
_ [C] with [Am] our buttholes
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
And flamingos can have orgasms that last up to 15 minutes, [Em] I'm pretty sure
_ _ Five members aren't there five members in one direction
_ _ _ [C] Five members, um Harry _ Jane Liam _ [F] Louis
_ _ [B] _ _ _ [Bm]
Niall is there a Niall too?
_ [Em] Why am I forgetting now?
Like I said it earlier
_ _ Mama got me some