The Real Deal Chords by Billy Joe Shaver

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_ [G] There's a halo of gnats around [D] my cotton-picking head
You never even listen to a single word [A] I say
_ _ [G] You sit there on your pompous ass [D] and click your fancy heels
Hauntingly another piece of art that can [A] steal
_ _ [G] Yeah, you're rich and you're good-looking and [D] outstanding
[G] And you [Bm] feel, but I'm [G] the real deal
[D] Oh, you can't know how I feel, cause I'm [G] the real, _ real [D] deal
_ Now, [G] you've been chosen to be, I'm [D] the real deal _ _
[G] You _ _ [D] _ _ _
[G] may always be rich and I [D] may always be poor
You're the kind that never gets no [A] more _
_ [G] Hitting on my friends, [D] swinging on my door
Here's a little something that's gonna even [A] up the score
_ [G] Cry as you may, [D] you can't know [B] how I feel, cause [G] I'm the real deal
Oh, [D] you can't know how I feel, cause [G] I'm the real, real [D] deal
_ _ [G] Oh, you're better than those people too, yeah, I'm the [D] real deal
_ _ [G] I _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] used to chop that cotton [D] sometimes, leaning on my hoe
We all know a hoe ain't just a hoe [A] anymore
You [G] _ educated gal's [D] supposed to be so damn smart
Sometimes you fool around and leave the horse [A] behind in the cart
_ [G] I got one foot in the gravy, [D] I learned on an [B] ad or two
But [G] I'm the real deal
[D] I can make you young girls sweat, cause [G] I'm the real, real [D] deal
_ You [G] bet you're sweet too, [D] I'm the real deal
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