What Kind Of Cat Are You Chords by Billy Jonas

Some of us are here under [F#] false pretenses.
_ [G#] Those dreams you have about being naked in the halls of high school having missed a crucial test are [F#] true.
_ _ _ _ This song will separate the wheat from the chaff.
What kind of cat [A#] hangs out in [B] your house?
_ _ What kind of cat hangs out in [F#] the alley?
_ _ What kind of cat is a chocolate candy bar?
Kit Kat!
What kind of cat are you?
_ What kind of cat are you?
_ [C#] Tell me, [F#] tell me true.
What kind of cat are you?
I'll give you some clues.
[B] What [F#] kind of cat are you?
[C#] _ It gets harder.
[G] What kind of cat [F#] has the first name of Tom? _ _
[B] What kind of cat is really, [F#] really scared?
Scaredy [C] Cat!
What kind [F#] of cat hangs out at Kinko's? _
What kind of cat is actually a fish? _ _
[C#] What kind of cat [D#m] breaks into places at night? _ _
What kind of cat hangs [F#] out with Batman?
[N] _
Robin is a bird.
[F#] Catwoman, [C#] yes.
What kind of cat has a [F#] thousand legs?
_ _ [C#] What kind of cat is a big [F#] expensive car?
_ Cadillac!
What kind of cat are you?
Hands together.
What kind of cat are you?
[B] Tell me, tell me [F#] true.
What kind of cat are you?
I'll give you those [B] clues.
What [F#] kind of cat are you?
Two-finger clap.
[C#] Put on your pinkie cap.
[B] What kind of [F#] cat is a great big disaster?
_ _ [B] What kind of cat is an even bigger [F#] disaster?
_ _ _ _ What kind of cat rhymes with that and is a long religious recitation?
_ [C#]
Catechism.
[F#] What kind of cat is connected to the engine of your [G] car?
Hell.
_ _ [D#m] What kind of cat [F#] facilitates a chemical reaction?
_ [D#m] What kind of cat is a group [F#] of things that are similar?
_ [C#] What kind of cat comes in the [F#] mail from Victoria's Secret?
_ [C#] What kind of cat is a [F#] whole bunch of cows?
_ Cattle!
What kind of cat are you?
Hands together.
What kind of cat are you?
[B] Tell me, tell me [F#] true.
What kind of cat are you?
I'll [B] give you those clues.
What kind [F#] of cat are you?
Two-finger clap.
Put on your pinkie cap.
[Bm] What kind of cat throws stuff over the wall of a castle?
[B] Cattle!
What kind of cat is tunnels [F#] under the castle?
_ Cairns.
What kind of cat floats on two pontoons?
_ _ What kind of cat takes a picture of the inside of your body?
_ _ [D#m] What kind of cat obscures your vision?
_ _ What kind of cat's being followed [F#] by a moon shadow?
_ [G#] _ That's aging hippies, you guys.
[C#] What kind of cat is the [F#] capital of Nepal?
_ _ [C#] What kind of cat [F#] carries your golf clubs?
_ Cattle!
What kind of cat are you?
Hands together.
What kind of cat are you?
[B] Tell me, tell me true.
[F#] What kind of cat are you?
[D#m] That's all my clues.
[B] Song [F#] is through.
Give yourselves a round of applause.
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