Black People Chords by Z-Flo

_ This song [G] is dedicated to a certain kind of people, _ [C] _
which just so happens [Ab] to be my favorite kind of people.
[Eb] _
You know, the ones that, you know, [G] you're standing next to them and it all of a sudden it gets dark.
[Cm] I mean, I mean, you know, your best friend is, [Ab] you know what I'm saying, right?
Yeah.
[Eb] Black people, I'm gonna steal your [G] shoes.
You better hide your wallet because I'm gonna take that [Cm] too.
Black people.
_ [Ab] Hey.
_ _ [Eb] Black people, one big family [G] with a really big bucket of KFC.
[C] Black people.
_ [Ab] Seriously, like all of us are related.
[Eb] I ran into an old amigo named Juan [G] Luis.
The Mexican called me out because we both hang from [C] trees.
Now, I kind of took that in a joking way.
[Ab] But was he talking about monkeys or the KKK?
[Eb] We don't get sunburned, just ash and [G] knees.
And we don't chew tobacco, but we will smoke [C] weed.
Puff puff pass like the train that [Ab] could.
And we can't spell neighbor, so we call it the [Eb] hood.
And most of us would die with a finger on the [G] trigger.
I guess that's why they say I'm just a filthy little spirit.
Chucking chicken, eating melon, sucking lone fetus, weed smoking, long penis.
Well, you get the [Cm] picture.
They try to keep us out the White House [Ab] again.
But just like all White Houses, one of us broke [Eb] in.
And welfare and diapers is all we got.
[G] If you don't wear my favorite color, then you might get shot.
My favorite color is purple, by the way.
[C] A black woman came to me to bash my [Ab] song.
I told her all blacks are Democrat.
Now, prove me wrong.
[Eb] Black people, I'm gonna steal your shoes.
[G] You better hide your wallet, cause I'm gonna take that too.
[C] Black people.
_ [Ab] Hey.
_ _ [Eb] Black people.
One big family [G] with a really big bucket of KFC.
[Cm] Black people.
And it doesn't have to be [Ab] KFC.
We like Popeye's biscuits too.
Hey.
[Eb] Hey.
_ _ [G] What's a black song without any rap in it, right?
Yo.
[C] Check it.
Unh.
Yo.
Yo.
[Ab] Yo.
It always starts out that way, right?
Yo.
[Eb] Now, there's a line between discriminating and not in different [G] places.
You are if you use the N-word, but if you're black, then you're not [C] racist.
I mean, well, I guess you can.
Just not around your black [Ab] friends.
You'll get jumped by every cousin, including the one behind that [Eb] trash can.
Now, let me tell you a story back before America was [G] stolen.
There were two tribes of black people.
The Indians and the [C] Poe ones.
The Indians were like Carmel.
The Poe ones were like [Ab] Sharpies.
I guess that's why they called them pilgrims and why they called us [Eb] darkies.
The Indians had all the horses, land turkeys, the [G] geniuses.
The Poe ones killed their horses, took their hair, and their [C] penises.
There's not really a moral to this story, though.
[Ab] It's that we will steal your goodies.
And that is how the story [Eb] goes.
Black people, I'ma steal your shoes.
[G] You better hide your wallet, because I'ma take that too.
[C] Black people.
_ [Ab] Hey.
_ _ [Eb] Black people.
One big family [G] with a really big bucket of KFC.
[Cm] Black people.
_ _ [Ab] _
_ _ [Eb] Black people.
Since 72.
[G] Going broke making cheap cars taller than you.
[C] Black people.
Okay, you gotta admit, [Ab] we do have some nice rhymes, right?
[Eb] Black people.
Front porch monkey [G] with a blunt and a banana.
Ooh, I eat.
[Cm] Black people.
_ _ [Ab] _
So live.
Hey, [Eb] hey.
This is probably the most racist [G] song I've ever written.
But if you laugh, you're racist [C] too.
So I don't feel bad.
[Ab] Besides, it's not racist if I'm black.
_ _ _ [N] _