Chords for Black Velvet

Black Velvet
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[Bb] _ _ _ [Ebm] _ Clorine baby, I'm cleaning in pool water
No [B] strings attached, my [A] groom cordless
I'm [Bb] still sick with this shit
I'm [Ebm] food poisoning and managed to put the mack on old dude daughter
You ever met [B] a nigga who was [Bb] slicker than [Ab] Vaseline on a [Ebm] bowling ball?
A nigga who don't say much but he know it [B] all
That's me baby, I wouldn't buy a hoe [Bb] a Jolly Rancher
My kind of [Ebm] standards, they bark see
Them bitches who be fine, like some [B] parking fees
She drive her face up to [Ebm] my dick and park [Bb] her knees on the [Ebm] carpet
Until my cardiac get goosebumps
[Gb] Cause the way she give [B] fellatio, my heart'll freeze
This [Bb] bitch'll stop my major arteries [Ebm] gargling
Tryna send [Bbm] me to the dilly, departed please you call [B] but
You ain't never seen a nigga smoother [Bbm] than warm butter on light bread
And [Ebm] have a bitch work in the night shift till she lightheaded
I'm the certified [Dbm] womb groomer
[Bb] My dick'll send a bitch to the tomb sooner [Eb] than the night time could have the moon bloomin'
[B] I'm a bad man, the time is soon to [Ebm] tell
I don't take no hoe out to Bloomingdale's
And I don't move for much but vagina is something that I zoom to sell
I tell them it's buying [Eb] sales to the clientele that they bringing in
And they breaking dividends
So [Bbm] when you clean your [Eb] coochie, groom it well
And try your best to trick a nigga out of every penny in his bank account
Take [Bbm] a stab at it baby girl, shake it out
Listen, you ain't never met a nigga [Bb] who could tell mashed potatoes is [Ebm] all gravy
An [Eb] infant with leukemia, we bald baby
You're [B] entering to this pimpin', you in good [Ebm] hands
Until we all stand in, sure fact that you have it all [Gb] lady
This shit ain't what you call [Ebm] basic life
Military boot [Eb] camp, I'm [Ebm] twice the man your last nigga was
I'm a male two times, so I need two stamps
[Ebm] Fuck on his wife till that pussy got a few [Ab] cramps
And I know [Ebm] I said I love it wet, but this shit too damp
Damn baby, my bitch has got the nicest pussy
You [Ab] want a slice, then you pay the price
[Ebm] Cause pussy ain't that easy to come by [Eb] when it's good and wet
You should [B] invest, and if you don't believe, [Bb] just ask me
Should I kill the test, [Ebm] that pussy put me straight to sleep
But I [Ab] couldn't rest cause I needed more
But I don't need the hoe, [Bb] I unbutton a pussy and keep [Bbm] it with me
So they don't get no ideas when I'm not around
You sneaky [B] bitches, they start thinking they slick [Bb] as me
And bitch you could be on a slip [Gb] and slide with cooking oil
But you still wouldn't get this pimpin' seat
This [Gbm] shit is upper echelon
I [Bb] transform bitches into a Decepticon
[C] Now she [Eb] Megatron when I hit her with this all spark
[B] Until we all start to see that this shit is [Ebm]
immaculate baby _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Baby, baby _
Can you dig what I'm saying baby?
I can dig it daddy
No baby, I mean can you really fucking dig it?
I can dig it daddy
_ [Ab] _ _ [Ebm] When I'm out politicking, [Gb] I don't need you doing a lot of trivia
I love it when you take [Bb] charge daddy
I'm sorry [Ebm] I rushed you
Lay back for me baby, let's crank [Gb] this motherfucker up and get on [B] out of here Okay [Bb] daddy
_ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ Yeah, let's ride baby
_ _ Yeah, let's move baby
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_ Hey, turn [Ebm] this shit up for me baby, I like this section
Turn it, turn this shit up
I'll turn it baby
Turn it up for daddy
Let's [Dbm] ride baby
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