Chords for BLOCKHAMPTON - JUNKY (Minecraft Parody)

[Fm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
My name is Steve, and we are looking for diamonds. _ _ _
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_ _ _ I'm a Christian, fell in the lava cause I got pushed by a frickin' piston.
I didn't catch any fish, why the heck am I fishin'?
I caught a griefer and the admins put him in prison.
I'm craftin' picks for my server and tryna mine some [Fm] diamonds.
[D#m] Sit against the rules so Steve's stomped out of people's chests.
You know like iron armor and chain swords.
[Fm] Why don't you hide your stuff better [F#] that's what people steal, all your ores.
Why you always rap about mining diamonds?
Cause not enough miners rap about mining.
[G#] Where I play [F#] on Griefers get jailed and kicked.
So I'mma get killed by a Griefer right here.
Then come blow my house open, and my mine [G#m] up then.
And I'mma still be a mod [F#] til I get banned yeah?
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Princess, soar and stack the ore, kill the [G#] creepers, now.
[A] Mining on the diamond till [Fm] I hear a poppin' sound.
[F#] Princess, soar and stack the ore, kill the creepers, now.
[F#m] Mining on the diamond till I hear a popbin' sound.
[C#] Stack, stack, stack the ore, kill the creepers, now.
Mining on [Dm] the diamond [G] till I hear pop, pop.
[F#] Princess, soar and stack the ore, kill the creepers, now.
[D#m] Mining on the diamond till [F] I hear pop
[C#] I don't trust no [D#m] players, cause they don't deserve it
[A#m] Griefers blow up your house, they [C] know you got the diamonds
I got my hand on the picks, and now I'm going [D] mining
I [F#] just crafted a cart, and [C#] now I'm going riding
I got killed by [F#] a player, and now I think he's hiding
I drink like two of [D#m] them potions, I'll go and try and [F] fight him
[F#] I ain't about to win, don't know [A#m] how I'm surviving
I need another [D#m] potion, I [A#m] need an enderpearl
I need a diamond sword cause my old one [F#] just got stolen
It's very scary, [D#m] I think my pickaxe is almost [Fm] broken
I'm [F#] trying to find [Cm] a sword in that [A#m] chest that I can [Fm] open
I got no hearts [F#] remaining, I think I'm disconnecting
So freak the PvPers, I ain't running from them _ _ _
[Fm] [F#] Feeling like a miner, build that tower higher
Mining in the [D#m] cabin, climb back up the [F] ladder
[F#] If I had the pickaxe, I would mine it all again
If I had the pickaxe, I would mine it all again
I just wanna feel like I picked the right [Fm] server
I just wanna peel to the mods and the admins
[G#m] I go to the end so I can [G] slay the ender dragon
[F#] Crafting a furnace so I can go and cook my salmon
So I forgive the modders, hacker cheaters, and the griefers
For blowing up my house every time I kill a [Fm] creeper
[F#] They see kids [C] win, [G] they see kids [Fm] griefing
[F#] But when I win, they think that I am cheating
Both drinking potions, building portals, making enchantments
Kill a zombie, then eat the rotten [D#m] flesh, wondering why
[C#] I [Bm] am a diamond [C] spiller, I just [Fm] wanna craft some armor
[Bm] Crafting a helmet [A#m] and a chestplate so I can live longer
Both mine and iron, still crafting pickaxes
We ran out [Fm] of torches, this [F#] coalfield furnace
We smelted no grief and just crafted
I mined some ores and I became an aban
I should've thrown you off the cliff so [Fm] you would take damage
Ain't no diamonds, [F#] ain't no emeralds, ain't no lapis lazuli
I hate these skeletons and zombies and the creepers killing me
I hate these villagers, they won't trade emeralds
They want my purple wool, but [Fm] they be homin-like
And [F#] yeah you mad cause you lost [D] ores, broke [F#] your diamond sword
Craft for more before you get killed, so just don't die
Here to mine some iron, wish you crafted a minecart
Time to [G#m] not restart, [D#m] but you still have five hearts
Where the diamonds, am I deep [F#] enough?
I [Fm] look inside my chest, say freak you, [F#] did you steal my diamonds?
Respect the mine, respect the craft, respect the abans, boy
I get my pickaxe, I don't owe one
Make a crafting bench to make one
Bet I hope I find some, I don't walk right past them
Bet I hope I mine some before I try to craft some, boy
No hands with the sword, jump with the cape like I'm I what I want
All of my ores in my chest gotta craft, and my diamonds be put in a 64 [Fm] stack so I'm crafting
Mines in the mine, they [F#] antiquing and dying, I get a diamond
[Fm] Every time that I [F#] swim they ain't fighting
[C] Turn my diamond into a [F#] tool, pickaxe if you're giving up mining
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