Mope Chords by Bloodhound Gang

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_ [N] _ _ _ Chantin' O.D. on the hoodies
Homegirls got me into the hodies
Hangin' out like double D's
Goin' out on ice skis
Put some air in my cheeks
Finish your work, Shakespeare
Three o'clock on the dot
Time to cruise to the eighth grader
Rev it through the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Re-runs, re-runs
So what's happenin'?
He's knocked up and rocked on crack [G#m] again
Dig, throw a whole natty potty
Make puppies, throw a batch of silly putty
Make a Santa [N] cold day sandwich and ate it
Go to National Geographic and get some panties on the knees
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
Thought my cat was in a tent
So I sent him UPS, like spittin' the bottle
With my [F] mom, I got a hot dog with no [E] sauce
What's the point of use?
Nothin' goin' on
Later than the [C#m] Pope
Playin' Walter King
[E] God fuckin' hell
Life course, don't die
Better than the [C#] parents of a party
A [E] five-inch piano pop Ronnie
Or a straight mill
Not goin' nowhere
[C#] Split chance we [E] will
Let's hit the boat, Deckard
More like one
Stick around like Frankie goes to [G#] Hollywood
[Em] You like to smoke your ass
And you wanna go to the [Bm] West
You like to smoke your ass
[E] And you wanna come
[Em] You like to smoke your ass
And you wanna go to the [E] West
You like to [D] smoke your ass
When you [N] wanna come
Nowhere to go
I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my house lights to activate
Stay all night, jailbait
End my circle life imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?
I like to pretend and feed the greedy
Never lose a sight of the thrill [G#] season
Don't need a shower today
Just some proof of purpose
Just wanna ask some of Gene
Dream of doing another day
And I recycle
I sniff our own farts
I dial the wrong number
Hope the [N] conversation starts
I mean I might as well
Listen in the journey
Give myself a mullet
Put the phone into the Kirby
[E] Get in the prank call
Pretending I'm a mod
Get stuck in traffic
Just to pass the [G#] time
Send a letter in the mail
Inbound to Johnny Quest
[F] Send me back my ex [E] Stretch
Muscle bar fuse
Something going on
Cleaner than the Pope
[C#] Cleaner than King [E] Kong
Fucking out like Bush Bill
Nice, better than the parents of a party of five
Piano pop Ronnie
Or a straight mill
Not goin' nowhere
[C#] Split chance [E] we will
Let's hit the boat, Deckard
Water like the storm
Kick aderound like
Frankie [C#m] Goes to [Em] Hollywood
Relax, come through it
When you wanna go through it
[D] Relax, go through it
[E] When you wanna come
[Em] Relax, come through it
When you wanna go through it
[Bm]
Relax, go through it
When you [Fm] wanna come
I might be tiny
But I'm gonna smuggle out the plums
[G] When you wanna come
I might be tiny
But [A#] I'm gonna smuggle out the plums
When you [N] wanna come
I'm ready to tell you why you gotta smuggle in plums!
When you wanna cum!
I'm ready to tell you why you gotta smuggle in plums!
When you [Em] wanna cum!
Yo yo _ [N] yo!
Whoop!
He's murder!
_ Aw, shit.
Here comes Pac-Man.
Hey, Pac-Man!
What's up?
Hey, you bitches!
Ah!
_ _ _ Wanna freebase?
No, Pac-Man!
Drugs are bad!
Nope, can't help you, [B] mate.
Ah! _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [E] _ _ Come on, you!
What's goin' on?
Evening the [C#m] fuck!
Let it all begin!
[E] Come on!
Fuckin' hell!
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