The Bad Touch Chords by Bloodhound Gang

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_ _ Ha ha, well now, we call this the act of mating.
But, there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about. _ _
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_ _ _ appreciate your input.
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_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [C] Sweat, baby, sweat, [Eb] baby, sex is a Texas drought, me [Bbm] and you do.
The kindest of bat, [Ab] only Prince would sing about.
So [C] put your hands down my pants, [Eb] and I'll bet you'll feel nuts.
[Bb] Yes, I'm Cisco, yes, I'm Bieber, [Ab] and you're getting two thumbs [C] up.
If you've had enough of flu hand touch, you [Eb] want it rough, you're out of bounds.
I want you smothered, want you [Ab] covered like my Waffle House hash browns.
Got my c**k up in [Eb] FedEx, never reaching FX, just like a cool sock.
You are inclined to [Bbm] meet me, rise an hour [Ab] early, just like daylight savings time.
[Cm] You and me, baby, [Eb] ain't nothing but mammals, so [Bb] let's do it like they do on [Ab] the Discovery Channel.
[Cm] You and me, baby, [Eb] ain't nothing but mammals, so [Bb] let's do it like they do on [Ab] the Discovery Channel.
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_ [Eb] Love, _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
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the kind you [Eb] clean up with a mop and bucket.
[Bb] The lost cataclysm, the heat, and [Abm] holy God knows where we snuck it.
[C] Hieroglyphics, let me be specific, I [Eb] wanna be down in your southeast.
But I [Bbm] got this notion that the motion of your [Abm] ocean is a small craft advisory.
[C] So if I capsize and if I zydecopy, [Eb] five, you sunk my battleship.
Please turn me [Ab] on, I'm Mr.
Coffee, with an automatic trip.
So show [C] me yours, I'll show you mine.
Till [Eb] time, you'll love it just like Lyle.
And [Bbm] then we'll do it doggie style, so [Ab] we can both fly six miles.
[Cm] You and me, baby, [Eb] ain't nothing but mammals, so [Bb] let's do it like they do on [Ab] the Discovery Channel.
[Cm] You and me, baby, [Eb] ain't nothing but mammals, so [Bb] let's do it like they do on [Ab] the Discovery Channel.
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_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Eb] You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so [Bb] let's do it like they do on [Ab] the Discovery Channel.
_ [Cm] You and me, baby, [Ebm] ain't nothing but mammals, so [Bb] let's do it like they do on [Ab] the Discovery Channel.
Do [Cm] it now.
You and me baby [Eb] ain't nothing but mammals.
So [Bb] let's do it like they do on [Ab] the Discovery Channel.
Do it again [Cm] now.
You and me baby [Eb] ain't nothing but mammals.
So [Bb] let's do it like they do on [Ab] the Discovery Channel.
Do it [Cm] now. _
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