Chords for Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet (Lyrics)

_ _ _ _ _ _ Welcome to the Internet, have a look around.
_ [Gm] Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
[F] We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse.
[A] If none of it's of interest to you, you'd [D] be the first.
_ [Dm] Welcome to the Internet, come and take a seat.
Would [Gm] you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[F] There's no need to panic, this isn't a test.
_ _ [A] Just nod or shake your head and we'll do [C] the rest.
[Db] _ [Dm] Welcome to the Internet, what would you prefer?
Would [Gm] you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be [F] happy, be horny, be bursting with rage.
[A] _ We got a million different ways to engage.
[G] _ [Dm]
Welcome to the Internet, put your cares aside.
[Gm] Here's a tip for straining pasta, here's a nine-year-old who died.
We [F] got movies and doctors and fantasy [A] sports.
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different [C] characters in Harry Potter
[Dm] fucking each other.
Welcome to the Internet, hold on to your socks.
Cause a [Gm] random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
[F] They are grainy and not pudding, he just sent you more.
[Db] Don't act surprised, you know you [Cm] like it, you whore.
[Dm] See a man by hand and get offended, see a shrink.
Show [Gm] us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think.
[F] Start a rumor, buy a broomer, send a death threat to a boomer.
[A] Or DM a girl and groom her to a zoomer, [G] find a tumor [Dm] in your ears.
A healthy breakfast opt-in, you should kill your mom.
Here's [Gm] why women never fuck you, here's how you can build a bomb.
[F] What Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz.
[A] Obama sent the immigrants to _ vaccinate your kids.
[Dm] Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
[Gm] A little bit of everything, all of the [F] time.
_ Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a [A] crime.
Anything and [Dm] everything, all of the time.
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
[Gm] A little bit of everything, all of the time.
[F] _ Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a [Db] crime.
Anything and [Dm] everything, all of the _ time. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] You know, _ _ [C] _ _ it wasn't always [Bb] like this.
[Bb] _ _ _ [A] _ [E] _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ Not [Gm] _
[C] very long ago, _ [Bb] just before your [A] _ time. _ _
_ [Dm] Right [D] before [C] the towers fell, [Bb] _ circa _ 99.
[A] _ _ _ This [Gm] was _
_ [G] catalogs, [D] _ travel [Dm] _
blogs, [A] a chat [Dm] room or two.
_ _ [Gm] We set [G] our [D] sights and spent our nights [A] _
waiting.
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[F] For _ you, _ _ [Dm] [Bb] you, _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [C]
insatiable [A] you.
_ [C] _ [F] Mommy let you use [Dm] her _ iPad, _
[Gm] you were _ barely [C] two.
_ _ And it did all the [Db] things we [F] designed _ _ it [Bb] to do. _ _
Now look at you, _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] look at you. _
[Bm] _ You, _ _ _ [G] _ _
you, _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Am] _ unstoppable, _ _ [D] _ _
_ watchable.
[G] Your time is now, [Em] your _ insides out.
[Am] _
Honey, how you [D] grew. _ _
And [Em] if we stick _ [Eb] _
together, _ [G] who knows what we'll [A] do.
_ _ [C] It was always [D] the plan to put [B] the world in [C] your _ hand.
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ [B] _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ [Em] _ _ [E] _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ [Em] Could I interest you in _ everything, all of the time?
[Em] _ _ [A] _ _ [Am] A bit of everything, _ all of [Em] the time.
_ [G] _ _ _ Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
[B] _ Anything and everything, all [Em] of the time.
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
[A] A little bit of [E] everything, all of the time.
[Gm] _ Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a [B] crime.
Anything and everything, and anything and [B] everything, and anything and everything, and all of the time. _ _ _ _ _
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