Chords for Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet (Lyrics)

[Dm] _ _ Welcome to the internet, _ have a look around.
_ [Gm] Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
[F] We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse.
[A] If none of it's of interest [Dm] to you, you'd be the first.
_ _ Welcome to the internet, come and take a seat.
Would you [Gm] like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[F] There's no need to panic, this isn't a test.
_ [Db] [A] Just nod or shake your head and we'll do [C] the [B] rest.
[Db] _ [Dm] Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer?
Would [Gm] you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[C] Be [F] happy, be horny, be bursting with rage.
[Dbm] _ We got a million [A] different ways to engage.
[Dm] _ _ Welcome to the internet, put your cares aside.
[Gm] Here's a tip for straining pasta, here's a nine-year-old who died.
We got [F] movies and doctors and fantasy sports [A] and a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in [Dm] Harry Potter flocking each other.
Welcome to the internet, hold on to your socks, [Gm] cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
[F] They are grainy and not pudding, he just sent you more.
_ [A] Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you [G] whore.
[D] See a man-by-handed, get offended, [E] see a shrink.
Show us pictures of [G] your children, tell us every thought you think.
Start [F] a rumor, buy a broomer, send a death threat to a boomer.
[A] Or DM a girl and groom her to a zoomer.
[C] Find a tumor in your [Bb] ears, a healthy breakfast option.
You should kill your mom, here's why [Gm] women never fuck you, here's how you can build a bomb.
[F] Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz.
[A] Obama sent the immigrants to _ vaccinate your kids.
[Dm] Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[Gm] A little bit of everything all of the time?
[F] _
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a [Db] crime.
[N] Anything and everything all of the time.
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
[Fm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Db] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _
_ You _ _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Dm] _ know, [Gm] _ _
[C] _ _ it wasn't [Bb] always like this.
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
Not _ [G] very [C] _ long ago, _ _ [Bb] just before your [Dm] _ [A] time.
_ _ _ [Dm] Right [Gm] before [C] the towers fell, [Bb] _ circa _ [A] 99. _ _
This [Gm] was _ _ catalogs, [D] _ [G] travel [Dm] _ [A] blogs, a chat [Em] room [Dm] or two. _ _
[Gm] We set our sights [Dm] and spent our [A] nights waiting. _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [F] For _ [Bb]
you, [F] _ _ [Dm] [Bb] you, _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ [C] insatiable you.
[Am] _
_ [C] Mommy [F] let you use her [Dm] _ iPad, _ _ [Gm] you were _ barely [C] two. _ _
[Dm] And it did all [Db] the things we [F] designed _ it to [Bb] do.
_ _ _ Now look at you, _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] look at you.
_ [Bm] _ _ _
You, _ [G] you, _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] unstoppable, _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ watchable.
[G] Your time is now, [Em] your _ insides out.
[Am] _ Honey, how you [D] grew.
_ _ And [Em] if we stick _ [Eb] _ together, _ [G] who knows what we'll [A] do.
_ It [C] was always _ [D] the plan to put [B] the world in your [C] _ _ _ hands.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ [B] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ [Em] _ _ Could _ [B] _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
[Em] _ I interest you in everything _ all of the [B] _ [Em] time?
[A] _ [Am] A bit of _ everything all of the [E] _ _ [Am] [G] time? _
_ Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a _ _ [B] crime.
Anything and everything all of the _
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Ebm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _
_ [Dm] time.
_ [F] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [Em] Keep it [F] up, _ _ body [G] drop [A] it.
_ [F] _
Body, [G] _ _ [Dm] hey boy me.
[F] _ _ [G] Running low [Am] _ _
to me.
_ _ [Em] older boy.
[F] _ _ Feel the [G] [Dm] sound. _
[Em] Keep it [F] up, _ _ body [Em] drop [A] it.
[Am] Working on it now,
[G] _ _
[F] Lift up, vainly,
_ _ [G] give another.
[Am] _ _ _ Bless you.
_ _ [N] _