Chords for Bo Burnham - Welcome to the Internet (Lyrics)

_ Welcome to the Internet.
Have a look around.
_ [Gm] Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
[F] We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse.
[A] If none of it's of interest to you, [Dm] you'd be the first.
_ Welcome to the Internet.
Come and take a seat.
Would [Gm] you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[F] There's no need to panic.
This isn't a test.
_ _ [A] Just nod or shake your head and we'll do [C] the rest.
[Db] _ [Dm]
Welcome to the Internet.
What would you prefer?
Would [Gm] you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be [F] happy, be horny, be bursting with _ rage.
[A] We've got a million different ways to engage.
[G] _ [Dm] _ Welcome to the Internet.
Put your cares aside.
Here's a [Gm] tip for straining pasta.
Here's a nine-year-old who died.
We've [F] got movies and doctors and fantasy [Am] _
[Db] sports.
[A] And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different [C] characters in Harry Potter [Dm] flocking each other.
Welcome to the Internet.
Hold on to your socks.
[Gm] Because a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
[F] They are grainy and not pudding.
He just sent you _ [A] more.
Don't act surprised.
You know you like it, you whore.
[D]
See a man by hand and get [Dm] offended.
See a shrink.
Show [Gm] us pictures of your children.
Tell us every thought you think.
[F] Start a rumor.
Buy a broomer.
Send a death threat to a boomer.
[A] Or DM a girl and groom her to a zoomer.
[C] Find a tumor [Dm] in your ears.
A healthy breakfast option.
You should kill your mom.
Here's [Gm] why women never fuck you.
Here's how you can build a bomb.
[F] Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz.
[A] Obama sent the immigrants to _ vaccinate your [Dm] kids.
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[Gm] A little bit of everything all of the [F] time.
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a [A] crime.
Anything and everything all of the [Dm] time.
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[Gm] A little bit of everything all of the time.
[F] _
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
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Anything and [Dm] everything all of the _ time.
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_ [Dm] You know, [D] _ _ [C] _ _
it wasn't always [Bb] like this. _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ Not _ [D] very [C] _ long ago, _ [Bb] just before your [A] _
time.
_ _ _ [Dm] Right _ [D]
before [C] the towers fell [Bb] _
circa _ [A] 99. _ _ _
This [Gm] was _ _ [G] catalogs, [D] _
travel [Dm] _ blogs, [A] a chat room [D] or [Dm] two.
_ _ [G] We set our sights [Dm] and spent our nights [A] waiting.
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_ _ [F] For _ you, _
_ [Dm] [Bb] you, _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
_ [C] insatiable _ [A] you.
_ [C]
Mommy [F] let you use her [Dm] _
iPad.
_ _ [Gm] You were _ barely [C] two.
_ _ [Dm] And it did all the [Db] things we [F] designed _ _ it to [Bb] do.
_ _ _ Now look at you, _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] look at you.
_ [Bm] _ You, _ _
_ [G] _ you, _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Am] unstoppable, _ _
_ [D] _ watchable.
_ [G] Your time is now, [Em] your insides out.
[Am] _ Honey, how you [D] grew.
_ _ And [Em] if we stick _ [Eb] _ together, who [G] _
knows what we'll [A] do. _
It [C] was always the [D] _
plan to put [B] the world in your [C] hand. _ _ _ _ _
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Could I interest you in everything _ all of the time?
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[Am] A bit of _ everything all of the [Em] time.
_ [G] _ _ _
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
_ _ [B] _ Anything and everything all of the time.
[Em] Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[E] A little bit of everything all of the time.
[G] _
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a [Ebm] crime.
Anything and everything and anything and everything [B] and anything and everything [D] and all of the time. _ _
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