Chords for Bob Rivers Who Put The Stump Up My Rump

I'd like to find [B] the guy who done [Abm] me wrong
And stuck my [Dbm] butt up [Gb] on this Christmas tree
_ _ [B] _ Who put this [Abm] thump in my rumpa [E]-pumpa-pump?
Who took and jammed [Gb] it in my rama-lama-ding [B]-dong?
Who stood the wood [Abm] where I [E] poopsheepoopsheepoop?
Who put the stick [Gb] up my hip-di-dip-di [B]-dip?
Who was [Eb] that man?
[E] He shoved it up [F] my can
[B] And left me stranded on this Christmas tree
[Gb] Yeah!
[B] When this [Abm] angel heard
[E] Chop-pa-pa-pa-pa [Ab]-di-chop-pa-pa-pa
[Abm] A dreadful fear went right into [E] my [Gb] heart
[B] Those pine tree [Abm] needles sting [E] me
Rama [F]-jamma-rama-jamma-nirma-ding [B]-dong
You'll never know how much that [Gb] smarts
So, [B] who put this thump in my rumpa [E]-pumpa-pump?
Who took and jammed it in my rama-lama-ding [B]-dong?
Who stood the wood [Abm] where I [E] poopsheepoopsheepoop?
Who put the [Gb] stick up my hip-di-dip [B]-di-dip?
Who took [Eb] that bush
[E] And crammed it in [F] my tush?
[B] He made this angel beg for mercy, [Em] please
Yeah!
[Am] Each night when I'm alone
[F] Scratch-a-dee-scratch-a-dee-scratch [G]-a-dee-scratch-a-dee-scratch-a-dee-shoo
[C] It sets my [Am] tiny bottom all [F] aglow
[Gm] _ [C] And every time I wiggle
[F] Slip-de-din [Gb]-de-din, slip-de-din [C]-de-din
A little further in it goes [Em] Oh, hmm!
[C] Rumpa [Am]-pumpa-pumpa-pump
[F] Slip-de-din [G]-de-din
[C] That's sure a beautiful [Am] angel!
What's the matter with the [F] star?
It's a pretty star!
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ [Am] _
[F] Rumpa-ding-ding-ding
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