Chords for Bob's Burgers: Who Burned the Restaurant? (S11 e6)
Tempo:
87.2 bpm
Chords used:
D
E
A
G
F#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Jane, how could you have started the fire?
You were upstairs asleep.
It all began when mom showed us her weird, I mean,
good and not weird, sculpture.
I couldn't stop thinking about the contest
and how her mermaid would never win.
And we'd never get to be up to our butts
in toy gift certificate money.
[D] I woke up in the [E] night, and I was on a [A] mission
to get downstairs and do some mermaid [D] fixing.
Her hair was a [E] mess, and I knew what to [A] do.
But then a rumble in my tummy said I needed to poo.
[D] I was feeling [E] light like I could dance a [A] jig.
I grabbed the crimping iron and my favorite [D] wig.
It's time for your [E] hair to snot, no more [A] limping.
I plopped on that wig, and then I got to [E] crimping.
I went back upstairs knowing we'd win.
But I left the crimping iron plugged [D] in.
It's all [E] my [A] fault.
I set the [F#m] restaurant on [D] fire.
It's [E] all my [A] fault.
I burnt my [F#m] dad's dreams with my [A] wiggy desires.
So, [D] yeah, I left mom's old crimping iron plugged in,
and I guess it set the restaurant on fire?
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh.
But you know, mom and dad,
Gene actually kind of got me thinking about something.
Yeah, honey, what?
Just [G#] that I also might have started the fire.
What?
No! [C#] How?
I shared Gene's opinion that your sculptor
was sort of unlikely to win us any toy money.
So I snuck [E] downstairs in the middle of the night.
Oh my God.
[D] I woke up from a dream in the middle of the night.
[A] I thought of a way to win the gold.
[D] Help mom's sculpture [E] really stand out
[A] by making the mermaid explode.
I'm [D#] talking M80s, bottle rockets,
Roman [E] candles, sky missiles, or even dynamite.
I didn't have any of that stuff.
But I had some sparklers,
and those things are fun enough.
Anyway, I just shuffled a bunch of them into the mermaid.
[D]
It's all [E] Gene's [A] fault.
He set the restaurant [F#m] on fire.
[D] And maybe it's partially [E] my fault too.
[A] Gene's guilt definitely ranks higher.
So yeah, I feel like by bringing a bunch of sparklers
into the restaurant,
I maybe potentially contributed to the fire.
I kind of need to tell you guys something too.
Tina, no!
[E] Yeah.
No!
Uh-huh.
[D] I wanted to fix [E] that ugly mer [A]-thing
so we could win the prize.
[D] I wasn't [E] expecting the mermaid's grim [A] hair
and sparkler dogs all over [D] everywhere.
I thought she'd look [E] better in a blue [A] bikini
instead of just being all throw-up [E] greenie.
The paint was pretty wet, so I plugged in a fan,
which in hindsight might not have been a great plan.
Because you know oxygen on fire, you do that.
[D] It's all [E] our [A] fault.
We set the [F#m] restaurant on fire.
[D] It's all [E]
[A] our fault.
Everything went haywire.
[G] I'm really sorry.
What's wrong with all of you?
All right, fine, I'll start.
We heard about the fire, didn't we?
And I was going back over what was happening yesterday
and I remember- Ah!
I remember that Hugo pulled out all your greasy rags,
didn't you, Hugo?
And as you [F#] might know,
when grease-soaked rags are exposed to open air,
they can sometimes spontaneously what?
Rarely.
They spontaneously combust.
So yeah, I started your fire.
Hugo, [F#] louder, the last part.
I'm sorry.
Hugo.
I'm sorry!
There, I [D] said it!
It's all you, [A] ghost fault.
[F#m] He burnt your restaurant.
[D] It's all [E] you, [A] ghost fault.
Even though he didn't want to [D] mention it.
It's all our [A] fault.
I mean [F#m] the stuff we did, how?
[D] It's not [E] our fault.
[A] It's nice to get to blame someone [D] else.
It's [A] all you.
Mom, unpack our things, [C] we're staying!
Yeah, that makes sense.
I thought I picked up the-
It's not [G] their fault, he set the restaurant on [C] fire.
[G] Their fault, he burned the restaurant.
[C] Not their fault, he set the restaurant [C] on fire.
Not [G] their fault, he burned the [B] restaurant.
[F] Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[G] Hugo, louder, the last part.
I'm [F] sorry.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[G] I'm sorry.
I'm [C] sorry.
Hugo.
I'm sorry!
You were upstairs asleep.
It all began when mom showed us her weird, I mean,
good and not weird, sculpture.
I couldn't stop thinking about the contest
and how her mermaid would never win.
And we'd never get to be up to our butts
in toy gift certificate money.
[D] I woke up in the [E] night, and I was on a [A] mission
to get downstairs and do some mermaid [D] fixing.
Her hair was a [E] mess, and I knew what to [A] do.
But then a rumble in my tummy said I needed to poo.
[D] I was feeling [E] light like I could dance a [A] jig.
I grabbed the crimping iron and my favorite [D] wig.
It's time for your [E] hair to snot, no more [A] limping.
I plopped on that wig, and then I got to [E] crimping.
I went back upstairs knowing we'd win.
But I left the crimping iron plugged [D] in.
It's all [E] my [A] fault.
I set the [F#m] restaurant on [D] fire.
It's [E] all my [A] fault.
I burnt my [F#m] dad's dreams with my [A] wiggy desires.
So, [D] yeah, I left mom's old crimping iron plugged in,
and I guess it set the restaurant on fire?
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh.
But you know, mom and dad,
Gene actually kind of got me thinking about something.
Yeah, honey, what?
Just [G#] that I also might have started the fire.
What?
No! [C#] How?
I shared Gene's opinion that your sculptor
was sort of unlikely to win us any toy money.
So I snuck [E] downstairs in the middle of the night.
Oh my God.
[D] I woke up from a dream in the middle of the night.
[A] I thought of a way to win the gold.
[D] Help mom's sculpture [E] really stand out
[A] by making the mermaid explode.
I'm [D#] talking M80s, bottle rockets,
Roman [E] candles, sky missiles, or even dynamite.
I didn't have any of that stuff.
But I had some sparklers,
and those things are fun enough.
Anyway, I just shuffled a bunch of them into the mermaid.
[D]
It's all [E] Gene's [A] fault.
He set the restaurant [F#m] on fire.
[D] And maybe it's partially [E] my fault too.
[A] Gene's guilt definitely ranks higher.
So yeah, I feel like by bringing a bunch of sparklers
into the restaurant,
I maybe potentially contributed to the fire.
I kind of need to tell you guys something too.
Tina, no!
[E] Yeah.
No!
Uh-huh.
[D] I wanted to fix [E] that ugly mer [A]-thing
so we could win the prize.
[D] I wasn't [E] expecting the mermaid's grim [A] hair
and sparkler dogs all over [D] everywhere.
I thought she'd look [E] better in a blue [A] bikini
instead of just being all throw-up [E] greenie.
The paint was pretty wet, so I plugged in a fan,
which in hindsight might not have been a great plan.
Because you know oxygen on fire, you do that.
[D] It's all [E] our [A] fault.
We set the [F#m] restaurant on fire.
[D] It's all [E]
[A] our fault.
Everything went haywire.
[G] I'm really sorry.
What's wrong with all of you?
All right, fine, I'll start.
We heard about the fire, didn't we?
And I was going back over what was happening yesterday
and I remember- Ah!
I remember that Hugo pulled out all your greasy rags,
didn't you, Hugo?
And as you [F#] might know,
when grease-soaked rags are exposed to open air,
they can sometimes spontaneously what?
Rarely.
They spontaneously combust.
So yeah, I started your fire.
Hugo, [F#] louder, the last part.
I'm sorry.
Hugo.
I'm sorry!
There, I [D] said it!
It's all you, [A] ghost fault.
[F#m] He burnt your restaurant.
[D] It's all [E] you, [A] ghost fault.
Even though he didn't want to [D] mention it.
It's all our [A] fault.
I mean [F#m] the stuff we did, how?
[D] It's not [E] our fault.
[A] It's nice to get to blame someone [D] else.
It's [A] all you.
Mom, unpack our things, [C] we're staying!
Yeah, that makes sense.
I thought I picked up the-
It's not [G] their fault, he set the restaurant on [C] fire.
[G] Their fault, he burned the restaurant.
[C] Not their fault, he set the restaurant [C] on fire.
Not [G] their fault, he burned the [B] restaurant.
[F] Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[G] Hugo, louder, the last part.
I'm [F] sorry.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[G] I'm sorry.
I'm [C] sorry.
Hugo.
I'm sorry!
Key:
D
E
A
G
F#m
D
E
A
_ _ Jane, how could you have started the fire?
You were upstairs asleep.
It all began when mom showed us her weird, I mean,
good and not weird, sculpture.
I couldn't stop thinking about the contest
and how her mermaid would never win.
And we'd never get to be up to our butts
in toy gift certificate money.
[D] I woke up in the [E] night, and I was on a [A] mission
to get downstairs and do some mermaid [D] fixing.
Her hair was a [E] mess, and I knew what to [A] do.
But then a rumble in my tummy said I needed to poo.
[D] I was feeling [E] light like I could dance a [A] jig.
I grabbed the crimping iron and my favorite [D] wig.
It's time for your [E] hair to snot, no more [A] limping.
I plopped on that wig, and then I got to [E] crimping.
I went back upstairs knowing we'd win.
But I left the crimping iron plugged [D] in.
It's all [E] my _ [A] fault.
I set the [F#m] restaurant on [D] fire.
It's [E] all my [A] fault.
I burnt my [F#m] dad's dreams with my [A] wiggy desires.
So, [D] yeah, I left mom's old crimping iron plugged in,
and I guess it set the restaurant on fire?
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh.
But you know, mom and dad,
Gene actually kind of got me thinking about something.
Yeah, honey, what?
Just [G#] that I also might have started the fire.
What?
No! [C#] How?
I shared Gene's opinion that your sculptor
was sort of unlikely to win us any toy money.
So I snuck [E] downstairs in the middle of the night.
Oh my God.
[D] I woke up from a dream in the middle of the night.
[A] I thought of a way to win the gold.
[D] Help mom's sculpture [E] really stand out
[A] by making the mermaid explode.
I'm [D#] talking M80s, bottle rockets,
Roman [E] candles, sky missiles, or even dynamite.
I didn't have any of that stuff.
But I had some sparklers,
and those things are fun enough.
Anyway, I just shuffled a bunch of them into the mermaid.
[D] _
It's all [E] Gene's [A] fault.
He set the restaurant [F#m] on fire.
[D] And maybe it's partially [E] my fault too.
[A] Gene's guilt definitely ranks higher.
_ _ So yeah, I feel like by bringing a bunch of sparklers
into the restaurant,
I maybe potentially contributed to the fire.
I kind of need to tell you guys something too.
Tina, no!
[E] Yeah.
No!
Uh-huh.
[D] I wanted to fix [E] that ugly mer [A]-thing
so we could win the prize.
[D] I wasn't [E] expecting the mermaid's grim [A] hair
and sparkler dogs all over [D] everywhere.
I thought she'd look [E] better in a blue [A] bikini
instead of just being all throw-up [E] greenie.
The paint was pretty wet, so I plugged in a fan,
which in hindsight might not have been a great plan.
Because you know oxygen on fire, you do that.
[D] It's all [E] our [A] fault.
We set the [F#m] restaurant on fire.
[D] It's all [E] _
[A] our fault.
Everything went haywire.
_ [G] I'm really sorry.
What's wrong with all of you?
All right, fine, I'll start.
We heard about the fire, didn't we?
And I was going back over what was happening yesterday
and I remember- Ah!
I remember that Hugo pulled out all your greasy rags,
didn't you, Hugo?
And as you [F#] might know,
when grease-soaked rags are exposed to open air,
they can sometimes spontaneously what?
Rarely.
They spontaneously combust.
So yeah, I started your fire.
Hugo, [F#] louder, the last part.
I'm sorry.
Hugo.
I'm sorry!
There, I [D] said it!
It's all you, [A] ghost fault.
[F#m] He burnt your restaurant.
[D] It's all [E] you, [A] ghost fault.
Even though he didn't want to [D] mention it.
It's all our [A] fault.
I mean [F#m] the stuff we did, how?
[D] It's not [E] our fault.
[A] It's nice to get to blame someone [D] else.
It's [A] all you.
_ _ Mom, unpack our things, [C] we're staying!
Yeah, that makes sense.
I thought I picked up the- _
It's not [G] their fault, he set the restaurant on [C] fire. _
[G] Their fault, he burned the restaurant.
[C] Not their fault, he set the restaurant [C] on fire.
Not [G] their fault, he burned the [B] restaurant.
[F] Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[G] Hugo, louder, the last part.
I'm [F] sorry.
Oh, oh, oh, _ oh.
[G] I'm sorry.
I'm [C] sorry.
Hugo.
I'm sorry!
You were upstairs asleep.
It all began when mom showed us her weird, I mean,
good and not weird, sculpture.
I couldn't stop thinking about the contest
and how her mermaid would never win.
And we'd never get to be up to our butts
in toy gift certificate money.
[D] I woke up in the [E] night, and I was on a [A] mission
to get downstairs and do some mermaid [D] fixing.
Her hair was a [E] mess, and I knew what to [A] do.
But then a rumble in my tummy said I needed to poo.
[D] I was feeling [E] light like I could dance a [A] jig.
I grabbed the crimping iron and my favorite [D] wig.
It's time for your [E] hair to snot, no more [A] limping.
I plopped on that wig, and then I got to [E] crimping.
I went back upstairs knowing we'd win.
But I left the crimping iron plugged [D] in.
It's all [E] my _ [A] fault.
I set the [F#m] restaurant on [D] fire.
It's [E] all my [A] fault.
I burnt my [F#m] dad's dreams with my [A] wiggy desires.
So, [D] yeah, I left mom's old crimping iron plugged in,
and I guess it set the restaurant on fire?
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh.
But you know, mom and dad,
Gene actually kind of got me thinking about something.
Yeah, honey, what?
Just [G#] that I also might have started the fire.
What?
No! [C#] How?
I shared Gene's opinion that your sculptor
was sort of unlikely to win us any toy money.
So I snuck [E] downstairs in the middle of the night.
Oh my God.
[D] I woke up from a dream in the middle of the night.
[A] I thought of a way to win the gold.
[D] Help mom's sculpture [E] really stand out
[A] by making the mermaid explode.
I'm [D#] talking M80s, bottle rockets,
Roman [E] candles, sky missiles, or even dynamite.
I didn't have any of that stuff.
But I had some sparklers,
and those things are fun enough.
Anyway, I just shuffled a bunch of them into the mermaid.
[D] _
It's all [E] Gene's [A] fault.
He set the restaurant [F#m] on fire.
[D] And maybe it's partially [E] my fault too.
[A] Gene's guilt definitely ranks higher.
_ _ So yeah, I feel like by bringing a bunch of sparklers
into the restaurant,
I maybe potentially contributed to the fire.
I kind of need to tell you guys something too.
Tina, no!
[E] Yeah.
No!
Uh-huh.
[D] I wanted to fix [E] that ugly mer [A]-thing
so we could win the prize.
[D] I wasn't [E] expecting the mermaid's grim [A] hair
and sparkler dogs all over [D] everywhere.
I thought she'd look [E] better in a blue [A] bikini
instead of just being all throw-up [E] greenie.
The paint was pretty wet, so I plugged in a fan,
which in hindsight might not have been a great plan.
Because you know oxygen on fire, you do that.
[D] It's all [E] our [A] fault.
We set the [F#m] restaurant on fire.
[D] It's all [E] _
[A] our fault.
Everything went haywire.
_ [G] I'm really sorry.
What's wrong with all of you?
All right, fine, I'll start.
We heard about the fire, didn't we?
And I was going back over what was happening yesterday
and I remember- Ah!
I remember that Hugo pulled out all your greasy rags,
didn't you, Hugo?
And as you [F#] might know,
when grease-soaked rags are exposed to open air,
they can sometimes spontaneously what?
Rarely.
They spontaneously combust.
So yeah, I started your fire.
Hugo, [F#] louder, the last part.
I'm sorry.
Hugo.
I'm sorry!
There, I [D] said it!
It's all you, [A] ghost fault.
[F#m] He burnt your restaurant.
[D] It's all [E] you, [A] ghost fault.
Even though he didn't want to [D] mention it.
It's all our [A] fault.
I mean [F#m] the stuff we did, how?
[D] It's not [E] our fault.
[A] It's nice to get to blame someone [D] else.
It's [A] all you.
_ _ Mom, unpack our things, [C] we're staying!
Yeah, that makes sense.
I thought I picked up the- _
It's not [G] their fault, he set the restaurant on [C] fire. _
[G] Their fault, he burned the restaurant.
[C] Not their fault, he set the restaurant [C] on fire.
Not [G] their fault, he burned the [B] restaurant.
[F] Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[G] Hugo, louder, the last part.
I'm [F] sorry.
Oh, oh, oh, _ oh.
[G] I'm sorry.
I'm [C] sorry.
Hugo.
I'm sorry!