Chords for Bob Schneider Live (keep that stiffy rollin)

[G] _ _ It's a little bit of the old scabs _
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well
When we get done [D] fucking [G] I just want to go strolling my baby says [F#] man you better think [G] again better keep that stiffy roll _
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she don't like football and she don't like to [D] go bowling and when I say let's have a little fun she's thinking [G] It's different
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_ [C#] [G] She's _ _ [Em] _ _ _
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got a yeast infection.
I've got a stinky [D] colon.
She don't mind we get along fine.
I'm gonna keep [G] that stiffy roll _ _ _ _ _
_ My confidence is shaky and myself will [D] she has stolen but I can't say no my baby CEO
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my men to the size of chickpeas my fortune is heather and [D] swollen she didn't give a damn she just says man [G] keep that stiffy roll _ _ _
She _ _ _ don't mind palacio and she don't mind corn hole man says you can [D] get it anywhere you can fit it
If you keep that [G] stiff you roll
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[Em] _ _ [C] Keep their [D] head stiffly
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