Chords for BOBBY BARE THE NUMBERS song pretty funny AINT NO TENS

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BOBBY BARE THE NUMBERS song pretty funny AINT NO TENS chords
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I was sitting there on Friday sucking on a [Bm] glass of wine.
When he walked in, she said, you almost struck [G] me blind.
That wet blue eye and her legs [C] were fine.
[D] On a scale of one to ten, I'd give [G] her a nine.
On my scale, there ain't no ten, [D] you know.
Nine is about as far as any chick [G] can go.
So I blast her a smile, but she didn't even look at [C] me.
[A]
[D] So for brains and good judgment, I'd give [G] her a three.
[C] [G] I said, hey, sweet thing, you look like a [Bm] possible eight.
[D] You and me could make 18 if your head's [G] on straight.
She looked up and down my [C] perfect brain
[D] and said these words that burned into my [G] perfect brain.
She said, well, another one of those macho petition [D] men
can't do great old women on a scale of one [G] to ten.
You'll give me an eight.
Well, that's a generous [C] thing to do.
[D] Now let's just see just how much I [G] give you.
[A] She said, you're coming on to me with that pointy [E] numbers jive.
Your style makes me smile.
I give it [A] a five.
When you walked up, I noticed that suit [Bm] of yours.
[E] It's the last year's double-edged freight cuff.
Give it four.
[Am] Now [A] that must be your car parked out on [E] the curb.
That's 69 homemade convertibles, a [A] three and a third.
Now, as for that bill, I guess you're less [Bm] than five.
She [E] said, for your pot belly, I give that a ten.
[A] Besides, that ain't fine [E] to you.
But I'm used to fine champagne.
I give [A] it a ten.
It's hard to tell what your flashy [D] smiles were.
[E] I give it a six.
You could use some [A] dental work.
It's a Spartan rooster act that really makes me [E] laugh.
It may be a ten to these country hens, [A] but to me, three and a half.
And there really ain't much to add once the [Bm] subtraction's done.
And since there [C#m] ain't no [E] zeroes, I'll give you a [Am] one.
[C#]
[D#] [A] She walked out a while up and down [C#m] the line.
The whole [E] bar was laughing, saying, Bear, [A] what happened to your nine?
Nine, says I, since she started [Bm] to talk, I knew.
[E] The chick didn't have no class.
He barely gave her [A] a hint.
Yeah, no matter how good they look at first, [D] there's flaws in all of them.
[E] That's a wild scale of ten to one, friend.
There ain't [A] no tens.
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I was sitting there on Friday sucking on a [Bm] glass of wine. _ _ _ _ _
When he walked in, she said, you almost struck [G] me blind. _ _ _ _ _ _
That wet blue eye and her legs [C] were fine. _ _ _ _ _
[D] On a scale of one to ten, I'd give [G] her a nine. _ _ _ _ _ _
On my scale, there ain't no ten, [D] you know. _ _ _ _ _ _
Nine is about as far as any chick [G] can go. _ _ _ _ _
So I blast her a smile, but she didn't even look at [C] me.
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _
[D] So for brains and good judgment, _ I'd give [G] her a three.
_ _ _ [C] _ [G] I said, hey, sweet thing, you look like a [Bm] possible eight.
[D] _ _ _ _ You and me could make 18 if your head's [G] on straight. _ _ _ _ _ _
She looked up and down my [C] perfect brain _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] and said these words that burned into my [G] perfect brain.
_ _ _ She said, well, another one of those macho petition [D] men _ _ _ _ _
can't do great old women on a scale of one [G] to ten. _ _ _ _
You'll give me an eight.
Well, that's a generous [C] thing to do. _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] Now let's just see just how much I [G] give you. _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ She said, you're coming on to me with that pointy [E] numbers jive. _ _ _ _ _
Your style makes me smile.
I give it [A] a five. _ _ _ _ _
When you walked up, I noticed that suit [Bm] of yours. _ _ _ _ _
[E] It's the last year's double-edged freight cuff.
Give it four.
_ _ _ _ [Am] Now [A] that must be your car parked out on [E] the curb. _ _ _ _ _
That's 69 homemade _ convertibles, a [A] three and a third. _ _ _ _ _
Now, as for that bill, I guess you're less [Bm] than five.
She _ _ _ [E] said, for your pot belly, I give that a ten.
[A] Besides, _ _ _ _ _ that ain't _ _ _ _ fine [E] to you. _ _ _ _ _
But I'm used to fine champagne.
I give [A] it a ten. _ _ _ _ _
It's hard to tell what your flashy [D] smiles were. _ _ _ _ _
[E] I give it a six.
You could use some [A] dental work. _ _ _ _ _
It's a Spartan rooster act that really makes me [E] laugh. _ _ _ _ _
It may be a ten to these country hens, [A] but to me, three and a half. _ _
And there really ain't much to add once the [Bm] subtraction's done. _ _ _ _
And since there [C#m] ain't no [E] zeroes, I'll give you a [Am] one.
_ _ [C#] _ _ _
[D#] _ [A] She walked out a while up and down [C#m] the line. _ _ _ _ _
The whole [E] bar was laughing, saying, Bear, [A] what happened to your nine? _ _ _ _
_ Nine, says I, since she started [Bm] to talk, I knew. _ _ _
[E] The chick didn't have no class.
He barely gave her [A] a hint. _ _ _ _ _
_ Yeah, no matter how good they look at first, [D] there's flaws in all of them.
_ [E] That's a wild scale of ten to one, friend.
_ There ain't [A] no _ tens. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
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