Chords for Bobby Braddock /Gear Bustin' Sort of a Feller

_ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ 500 miles to Memphis, Tennessee.
_ _ How in the am I gonna make it [F#] there if I pray?
_ You better move over when you hear this [C#] diesel feller.
_ _ I'm a double-clutchin' scale jumpin' mile-makin' tailgatin'
Cop-dodgin' line-crossin' coffee drinkin' pen-ballin'
Jack-knifin' fog-timin' wind-jammin' late-runnin'
Gareth, that's the sort of a feller. _ _ _ _
_ _ There's a pretty little waitress at a truck stop in Birmingham.
_ _ But I'm runnin' way behind her and that bruiser monkey [F#] wrenchin' our plans.
_ It's really gonna break her heart when I [C#] have to tell her,
Next trip, baby.
I'm a double-clutchin' scale jumpin' mile-makin' tailgatin'
Cop-dodgin' line-crossin' coffee drinkin' pen-ballin'
Jack-knifin' fog-timin' wind-jammin' late-runnin'
Gareth, that's the sort of a [F#] feller.
_ [C#] _ _ _
_ _ _ That sightseer holdin' me up half an hour.
_ _ He's smokin' along with 280 [F#] horsepower.
_ _ Yeah, you better move over when you hear this piece [C#] of feller.
_ Cause I'm a double-clutchin' scale jumpin' mile-makin' tailgatin'
Cop-dodgin' line-crossin' coffee drinkin' pen-ballin'
Jack-knifin' fog-timin' wind-jammin' late-runnin'
Gareth, that's the sort of a feller.
_ _ That blame-cursed
_ I'm a double-clutchin' scale jumpin' mile-makin' tailgatin'
Cop-dodgin' line-crossin' coffee drinkin' pen-ballin'
Jack-knifin' fog-timin' wind-jammin' late-runnin'
Possum splashin' first makin' for bangin' goat
Rodein' toast smellin' fist-bitein' tail-gatin'
Cop-dodgin' line-crossin' coffee drinkin' pen-ballin'
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