Dude, Get With The Program Chords by Bomb The Music Industry

_ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ [D] A-ha-ha-ha-ow!
[G] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ We're [F#m] gonna mess!
No going [F#] out with the flesh!
No living [G] here tomorrow! _
[Bm] And don't you even think of spouting a [D] separate speech! _
_ Unemployment won't be [E] faked by drugs and cheats!
[G] So enjoy your rice and beans!
It's [Gm] a catapulted beast, that's a [Bm] little joke!
That [A]-that I have!
And _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ I don't think I'm back!
We're fighting [G] it tomorrow! _
[Bm] The place you'll be shut will not be [F#] washed away!
[D] The place you'll be kept alive [E] by miles of cocaine!
[G] And it has to be this way!
You're gonna figure out a way to [Bm] help us out!
But [A] you just _ _ _
[D] _ _ said_
Take [G] your one-handed gun, fuck you, [Bm] you're gonna be dead!
I don't wanna [G] hear you say it!
Take [Bm] your one-handed gun, fuck you, [F#] you're gonna be dead! _
[G] You're a freak, you're [A] a_
You're a [D] stupid [G] demon!
A-ha [A]-ha-ha-ow!
_ [D] _ _
_ _ [G] A-ha [A]-ha-ha-ow!
[D] You can't stop _ _ us, you're gonna_ _
You're gonna_
[G] _ _ _ _ [B] Tell us how we're [A#] all making sacrifices!
_ [D] But it's hard to sacrifice when [E] we don't make decent wages!
[G] And you say our _ salaries_
It's gotta let your salary [Bm] exactly down!
On [A] those heroes!
_ _ _ [D] You're working on your first million!
[F#m] Pound them in [D] first-down tests!
And build on [G] two tomorrow!
_ _ [Bm] _
Something about helping [F#] out the _ _ [B] [D] family_
That just means you're a good-for-nothing [E] driver!
Say it!
[G] You're just an over-reaction here!
That way, don't die!
And push [Bm] out the door!
_ [A] And get some!
Take [D] your one-handed _ _ [G] _ gun, fuck you, [Bm] you're gonna be dead!
I don't wanna [G] hear you say it!
And [Bm] go ahead and get fucked!
And [F#] go ahead and get fucked, [G] you crazy!
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [Em] Say it!
So_
[A] You got about an [E] hour, you're a piano without power, so don't you tell [D] me to hang yourself [Em] tonight!
_ [E] _ I'll be in the [A#] other room with a lighter [Bm] and a spoon, [C] go ahead and get out of your way!
[D] You're fired, it's laid off.
You [G] didn't get fired, you're laid off.
You [Bm] got beat up, and you don't [G] really care!
_ _ [Bm] _
You didn't [F#] get fired, you're laid off.
You [G] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ got_
[D] I didn't go to jail, so I'm laid off, go and pay!
_ _ _ [G] _ _
You [Bm] got to get _ _ [G] _ _
some!
[Bm] I don't wanna hear you say it!
And go ahead and get fucked!
[F#] _ _
_ [G] And go ahead [A] and get fucked, _ [F#] you're a piano without power, so don't you tell me to [B] hang [A#] _ _ [D] _ [G] yourself tonight!
Yeah, yeah, [A] yeah, yeah! _
[D] _ Fuck you!
[G] _ _ [A] _ _