Chords for Bones " Girls Can't Play Guitar " + " Pretty Waste" rock city, Nottingham 25-10-16

_ _ _ _ [Abm] _ _ And_ Woo!
[Bb] Hey, Lionel!
[F] I'll say this last song, [Bb] it comes as a bit of a [Bm] story.
Um_
I [G] hate to be the only one to sing this one.
_ [N]
So there was this bloke, we were from Camden Town, London.
Camden! _ _ _
_ Um_
This guy came to see us at one of our [C] shows.
And he [Gm] came up to us after the show and [B] he said that the gig was pretty [A] good.
[Gm] Um, he really enjoyed it, but it would never be as good as Hip-Hop,
[N] because girls can't play guitars as well as boys.
He said it!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Don't get me started on that.
Uh, he said it was biologically impossible.
Something about [D] small man or something.
So we wrote him a song.
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_ [D] _ _ _ [A] Oh my_
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You ever hear this, [B] we lambed on,
I was gonna say, [D] but this one's a bit lambed on.
[Dm] _ _ _ [N] Because I'm just a bitch, an Indian bitch,
Thank God I've got my mic so [D] he won't do. _ _
[Bm] I don't ever speak [D] as he wants me to, you know what I mean?
[Dm] _ _ You know I love those tough guys,
Those guys who don't beat to this song when I speak. _ _
So I'm on my knees,
_ _ And I hold out my hand and I say,
Please, again,
_ Close in with your broken ass, you son of a_
[D] Girls can't play guitar.
_ [Dm] Girls _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ can't play [Dm] guitar.
_ [G] Why [D] did I [Eb] want a cat [Dm] to treat me well?
[D] Do [N] I know my past?
Why did I lift [Dm] your_ _ _ _
[D] _ _and
to seize on more was the next.
_ You know what next?
[E] I'm a Jew [Dm] and I'm gonna [D] eat you up.
I'm gonna eat you up.
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Close in with your broken ass, _ _ _ _ _
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[Db] Girls can't play [Dm] guitar.
_ _ [D] Why did I want a cat to _ _ _ [B] treat me well? _
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_ _ _ Why did I lift your_ _ _
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Would _ _ _ _ _ _
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[G] _ _ _ [C] [N] I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ entertain this opportunity to thank BAMSKOOL!
_ _ _ _ _ They literally are one of our favourite bands, so it's insane.
_ [Dm] Thank you for watching We've Been Bummed,
You've [A] just been bummed, [E] yeah!
_ Those _ _
_ [A] _ are the most best [G] bars, [E] mayonnaise bars.
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_ _ [N] _ What a waste of a pretty face.
What a waste that face, that face.
What a waste.
[E] What a waste of a pretty face.
[F] What a waste that face, that face.
[E] What a waste.
What a waste of the pretty face.
What a waste.
_ [Bb] _ [A] [E] What a waste of a _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ pretty_
Will you want me [N] when I'm old?
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_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ What a waste of a pretty face.
It's not a waste, it's not a waste, it's not a waste, it's not a waste, [Bm] it's not a waste, it's not a waste, it's not a waste, it's not [E] a waste.
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ [E] When will I dress with [Bm] my boots?
[E]
How to do what I should?
_ My [Bb] _
_ [Ab] tooth!
[A] I [Em] used to love my wife.
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Will you [N] want me when I'm old?
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ I'm not a woman, I'm [Bb] not a woman.
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_ _ _ [A] _ [Gm] _ [E] _ I can't run when [Dm] it's not long.
[Em] I need a wise man.
[Dbm] I'm [Gm] [Am] a [Em] woman.
_ And it's [Dm] not a [A] waste, _ [Em] _
_ [E] it's not _ _ [A] a waste, it's not a waste, it's not a waste.
[G] Will you [D] want me [G] when I'm old?
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_ _ _ _ _ _ It's not a waste, it's not a waste, it's not a waste.
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