Chords for Bonsai Kitten - Too Drunk To Fuck
Tempo:
152.1 bpm
Chords used:
F#
B
G
D
Bm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[F#]
[G] [D]
[Bm] [F#]
[G] [A]
[F#] [B] Find me up here [F#] and drink it yourself
[G] Or make me talk [D] to [F#m] somebody else
[B] You take me home [F#] while I drive your car
[G] I should've known, [D] now that's where we are
[B] Don't fall asleep [G] when I'm ready to go
[E] Rock your baby now, [F#] put the ball in the door
[B] Now you're passed out, [G]
that's just my luck
[E] Don't you get too drunk, too [D] drunk, too far
[A] Don't you get [B]
too drunk, [D] too drunk, too far
[A] Don't you get [B]
too drunk, too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, too drunk, too far
I said, everyone's at drapes, [F#] now she wants to kill
[G] Great at her place, [D] what gave her [F#] the thrill?
[Bm] She wants to get laid [F#] and she don't wanna wait
[G] Well, now it's on you, [D] you set the big [B] string
Paper at her head, [G]
ready to [E] cumble
Well, she was ready [F#] but, you won't [B] cumble
That's her greatest act, [G] but he can't get it up
[E] Well, don't you get [F#] too drunk, too drunk, [B] too far
Don't you get [Bm] too drunk, [B] too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, too drunk, [D] too far
[B]
[F#]
[G] [Bm]
[F#]
[G] I [D]
[F#] [Bm] said, life's a drink, [G] if I can't do tea
[E] Don't shed the curls [G#] if you've lost your [Bm] cookies
Cause you don't wanna be [G] a very bad [E] teaser
Don't have a [F#] puke before kissing either
[F#] Too drunk, [A] too far
Don't you get [B] too drunk, [A] too drunk, too far
Don't you [B] get too drunk, too drunk, too far
Don't you [Bm] get too drunk, too drunk, [B] too far
[Bm]
Down here I am, too [F#] deep, I love him
[G] I don't wanna live [D] and I don't [F#] give a blow
[Bm]
I want your dick, [F#] baby, I wanna know [G] so
Wanna be big, [D] call it [F#] a bow [B]-wow
Don't fall asleep [G] when I'm ready to roll
[E] I'm coming out [F#] the door, let's go
[B]
You'll feel alone [G] when all doors are stuck
[E]
You'll suck when you [F#] got too drunk, [B] too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, [D] too drunk, [A] too far
Don't you get [Bm] too drunk, [B] too drunk, too far
Don't you [Bm] get too drunk, too [B] drunk, too far
Too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, too drunk, too far
Too drunk, too far
[Bm] Too drunk, [A] too far
[B]
[G] [D]
[Bm] [F#]
[G] [A]
[F#] [B] Find me up here [F#] and drink it yourself
[G] Or make me talk [D] to [F#m] somebody else
[B] You take me home [F#] while I drive your car
[G] I should've known, [D] now that's where we are
[B] Don't fall asleep [G] when I'm ready to go
[E] Rock your baby now, [F#] put the ball in the door
[B] Now you're passed out, [G]
that's just my luck
[E] Don't you get too drunk, too [D] drunk, too far
[A] Don't you get [B]
too drunk, [D] too drunk, too far
[A] Don't you get [B]
too drunk, too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, too drunk, too far
I said, everyone's at drapes, [F#] now she wants to kill
[G] Great at her place, [D] what gave her [F#] the thrill?
[Bm] She wants to get laid [F#] and she don't wanna wait
[G] Well, now it's on you, [D] you set the big [B] string
Paper at her head, [G]
ready to [E] cumble
Well, she was ready [F#] but, you won't [B] cumble
That's her greatest act, [G] but he can't get it up
[E] Well, don't you get [F#] too drunk, too drunk, [B] too far
Don't you get [Bm] too drunk, [B] too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, too drunk, [D] too far
[B]
[F#]
[G] [Bm]
[F#]
[G] I [D]
[F#] [Bm] said, life's a drink, [G] if I can't do tea
[E] Don't shed the curls [G#] if you've lost your [Bm] cookies
Cause you don't wanna be [G] a very bad [E] teaser
Don't have a [F#] puke before kissing either
[F#] Too drunk, [A] too far
Don't you get [B] too drunk, [A] too drunk, too far
Don't you [B] get too drunk, too drunk, too far
Don't you [Bm] get too drunk, too drunk, [B] too far
[Bm]
Down here I am, too [F#] deep, I love him
[G] I don't wanna live [D] and I don't [F#] give a blow
[Bm]
I want your dick, [F#] baby, I wanna know [G] so
Wanna be big, [D] call it [F#] a bow [B]-wow
Don't fall asleep [G] when I'm ready to roll
[E] I'm coming out [F#] the door, let's go
[B]
You'll feel alone [G] when all doors are stuck
[E]
You'll suck when you [F#] got too drunk, [B] too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, [D] too drunk, [A] too far
Don't you get [Bm] too drunk, [B] too drunk, too far
Don't you [Bm] get too drunk, too [B] drunk, too far
Too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, too drunk, too far
Too drunk, too far
[Bm] Too drunk, [A] too far
[B]
Key:
F#
B
G
D
Bm
F#
B
G
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [F#] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [F#] _ _ [B] Find me up here [F#] and drink it yourself
[G] Or make me talk [D] to [F#m] somebody else
[B] You take me home [F#] while I drive your car
[G] I should've known, [D] now that's where we are
[B] Don't fall asleep [G] when I'm ready to go
[E] Rock your baby now, [F#] put the ball in the door
[B] Now you're passed out, [G]
that's just my luck
[E] Don't you get too drunk, too [D] drunk, too far
[A] Don't you get _ [B]
too _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ drunk, [D] too drunk, too far
[A] Don't you get [B]
too drunk, too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, too drunk, too far _ _ _
_ I said, everyone's at drapes, [F#] now she wants to kill
[G] Great at her place, [D] what gave her [F#] the thrill?
[Bm] She wants to get laid [F#] and she don't wanna wait
[G] Well, now it's on you, [D] you set the big [B] string
Paper at her head, [G]
ready to [E] cumble
Well, she was ready [F#] but, you won't [B] cumble
That's her greatest act, [G] but he can't get it up
[E] Well, don't you get [F#] too drunk, too drunk, [B] too far
Don't you get [Bm] too drunk, _ _ [B] too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, too drunk, [D] too far
[B] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ _ [G] _ _ I _ [D] _
_ [F#] _ _ [Bm] said, life's a drink, [G] if I can't do tea
[E] Don't shed the curls [G#] if you've lost your [Bm] cookies
Cause you don't wanna be [G] a very bad [E] teaser
Don't have a [F#] puke before kissing _ either
[F#] Too drunk, [A] too far
Don't you get [B] too _ drunk, [A] too drunk, too far
Don't you [B] get too drunk, too drunk, too far
Don't you [Bm] get too drunk, too drunk, [B] too far
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm]
Down here I am, too [F#] deep, I love him
[G] I don't wanna live [D] and I don't [F#] give a blow
[Bm]
I want your dick, [F#] baby, I wanna know [G] so
Wanna be big, [D] call it [F#] a bow [B]-wow
Don't fall asleep [G] when I'm ready to roll
[E] I'm coming out [F#] the door, let's go
[B] _
You'll feel alone [G] when all doors are stuck
[E]
You'll suck when you [F#] got too drunk, [B] too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, [D] too drunk, [A] too far
Don't you get [Bm] _ too drunk, [B] too drunk, too far
Don't you [Bm] get too drunk, too [B] drunk, _ _ too far
Too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, too drunk, too far
Too drunk, too far
_ _ [Bm] _ Too drunk, [A] too far
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [F#] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [F#] _ _ [B] Find me up here [F#] and drink it yourself
[G] Or make me talk [D] to [F#m] somebody else
[B] You take me home [F#] while I drive your car
[G] I should've known, [D] now that's where we are
[B] Don't fall asleep [G] when I'm ready to go
[E] Rock your baby now, [F#] put the ball in the door
[B] Now you're passed out, [G]
that's just my luck
[E] Don't you get too drunk, too [D] drunk, too far
[A] Don't you get _ [B]
too _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ drunk, [D] too drunk, too far
[A] Don't you get [B]
too drunk, too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, too drunk, too far _ _ _
_ I said, everyone's at drapes, [F#] now she wants to kill
[G] Great at her place, [D] what gave her [F#] the thrill?
[Bm] She wants to get laid [F#] and she don't wanna wait
[G] Well, now it's on you, [D] you set the big [B] string
Paper at her head, [G]
ready to [E] cumble
Well, she was ready [F#] but, you won't [B] cumble
That's her greatest act, [G] but he can't get it up
[E] Well, don't you get [F#] too drunk, too drunk, [B] too far
Don't you get [Bm] too drunk, _ _ [B] too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, too drunk, [D] too far
[B] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ _ [G] _ _ I _ [D] _
_ [F#] _ _ [Bm] said, life's a drink, [G] if I can't do tea
[E] Don't shed the curls [G#] if you've lost your [Bm] cookies
Cause you don't wanna be [G] a very bad [E] teaser
Don't have a [F#] puke before kissing _ either
[F#] Too drunk, [A] too far
Don't you get [B] too _ drunk, [A] too drunk, too far
Don't you [B] get too drunk, too drunk, too far
Don't you [Bm] get too drunk, too drunk, [B] too far
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm]
Down here I am, too [F#] deep, I love him
[G] I don't wanna live [D] and I don't [F#] give a blow
[Bm]
I want your dick, [F#] baby, I wanna know [G] so
Wanna be big, [D] call it [F#] a bow [B]-wow
Don't fall asleep [G] when I'm ready to roll
[E] I'm coming out [F#] the door, let's go
[B] _
You'll feel alone [G] when all doors are stuck
[E]
You'll suck when you [F#] got too drunk, [B] too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, [D] too drunk, [A] too far
Don't you get [Bm] _ too drunk, [B] too drunk, too far
Don't you [Bm] get too drunk, too [B] drunk, _ _ too far
Too drunk, too far
Don't you get too drunk, too drunk, too far
Too drunk, too far
_ _ [Bm] _ Too drunk, [A] too far
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _