Chords for Bootleg Beatles - The Ballad of John & Yoko
Tempo:
130.85 bpm
Chords used:
E
B
A
Bm
F#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

Start Jamming...
Don't laugh.
She's here.
All the time.
No, seriously, don't laugh.
She's here.
She's in the back.
She won't hear you anyway.
She's in the back.
Anyway, here's a song for Paul's wife.
Who's never here.
Well, [B] you know, John, I'd just like to say that I've only gotten the one wife.
Yeah, that'll change.
[N]
Probably cost you an arm and a leg.
No, don't laugh at that.
[E]
[Bm]
[E] [B]
[A]
[E]
[B]
[E]
Paul say, you can make it okay.
You can get married in 2000.
When you're bright, you know [A] you get easy.
You know how hard [E] it can be.
The way [B] things are going.
And all the [E] pushin' I need.
Oh, from Paris to the edge of the hill.
How many and how bad could it be?
People say, take off your shoes and get.
I said, we're only trying to get us peace.
Christ, it's no [A] easy.
You know how hard it [E] can be.
The way things [B] are going.
And all the [E] pushin' I need.
[Bm] [A] Look at your money, Paul, for a rainy day.
Givin' all your clothes to charity.
That's not your wife's name.
Oh, girl, [F#m] thank [B] God, you keep looking up and you can put your socks.
[E]
In Louisiana, she's been suffocating.
Bad, she's been sad, she's gone through hell.
She's just [B] a fool, drag, Christ, so [A] easy.
You know how [E] hard it can be.
The way things are [B]
going.
And all the [E] pushin' I need.
How many and how bad could it be?
You need a little money to set.
People say, sorry, we were just the same.
It's good to have the focus of that.
Christ, you know [A] it ain't easy.
You know how hard [E] it can be.
The way [B] things are going.
And all the [E] pushin' I need.
The way [B] things are going.
And all the pushin' [E] I need.
[B]
[E]
[N]
She's here.
All the time.
No, seriously, don't laugh.
She's here.
She's in the back.
She won't hear you anyway.
She's in the back.
Anyway, here's a song for Paul's wife.
Who's never here.
Well, [B] you know, John, I'd just like to say that I've only gotten the one wife.
Yeah, that'll change.
[N]
Probably cost you an arm and a leg.
No, don't laugh at that.
[E]
[Bm]
[E] [B]
[A]
[E]
[B]
[E]
Paul say, you can make it okay.
You can get married in 2000.
When you're bright, you know [A] you get easy.
You know how hard [E] it can be.
The way [B] things are going.
And all the [E] pushin' I need.
Oh, from Paris to the edge of the hill.
How many and how bad could it be?
People say, take off your shoes and get.
I said, we're only trying to get us peace.
Christ, it's no [A] easy.
You know how hard it [E] can be.
The way things [B] are going.
And all the [E] pushin' I need.
[Bm] [A] Look at your money, Paul, for a rainy day.
Givin' all your clothes to charity.
That's not your wife's name.
Oh, girl, [F#m] thank [B] God, you keep looking up and you can put your socks.
[E]
In Louisiana, she's been suffocating.
Bad, she's been sad, she's gone through hell.
She's just [B] a fool, drag, Christ, so [A] easy.
You know how [E] hard it can be.
The way things are [B]
going.
And all the [E] pushin' I need.
How many and how bad could it be?
You need a little money to set.
People say, sorry, we were just the same.
It's good to have the focus of that.
Christ, you know [A] it ain't easy.
You know how hard [E] it can be.
The way [B] things are going.
And all the [E] pushin' I need.
The way [B] things are going.
And all the pushin' [E] I need.
[B]
[E]
[N]
Key:
E
B
A
Bm
F#m
E
B
A
_ _ Don't laugh.
She's here.
_ _ _ _ _ All _ the time. _ _ _ _ _
_ No, seriously, don't laugh.
She's here.
She's in the back.
_ _ _ _ _ _ She won't hear you anyway.
_ _ She's in the back. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Anyway, here's a song for Paul's wife.
_ Who's never here. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well, [B] you know, John, I'd just like to say that I've only gotten the one wife.
Yeah, that'll change.
[N] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Probably cost you an arm and a leg. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ No, don't laugh at that.
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Paul say, you can make it okay.
You can get married in 2000.
When you're bright, you know [A] you get easy.
_ _ You know how hard [E] it can be.
_ _ _ _ The way [B] things are going.
_ _ And all the [E] pushin' I need.
_ _ _ _ Oh, from Paris to the edge of the hill.
_ _ How many and how bad could it be?
_ _ People say, take off your shoes and get.
I said, we're only trying to get us peace.
Christ, it's no [A] easy.
_ _ You know how hard it [E] can be.
_ _ The way things [B] are going.
_ _ _ And all the [E] pushin' I need.
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [A] Look at your money, Paul, for a rainy day.
Givin' all your clothes to charity.
_ _ That's not your wife's name.
Oh, girl, [F#m] thank [B] God, you keep looking up and you can put your _ socks.
_ [E] _ _
_ _ _ In Louisiana, _ _ she's been suffocating.
Bad, _ _ she's been sad, she's gone through hell.
She's just [B] a fool, drag, Christ, so [A] easy.
_ _ You know how [E] hard it can be.
_ _ _ The way things are [B] _
going.
_ And all the [E] pushin' I need.
_ _ _ _ _ How many and how bad could it be?
_ You need a little money to set. _ _ _
People say, sorry, we were just the same.
It's good to have the focus of that.
Christ, you know [A] it ain't easy.
_ _ _ You know how hard [E] it can be.
_ _ _ The way [B] things are going.
_ And all the [E] pushin' I need.
_ _ _ The way [B] things are going.
_ And all the pushin' [E] I need.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
She's here.
_ _ _ _ _ All _ the time. _ _ _ _ _
_ No, seriously, don't laugh.
She's here.
She's in the back.
_ _ _ _ _ _ She won't hear you anyway.
_ _ She's in the back. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Anyway, here's a song for Paul's wife.
_ Who's never here. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well, [B] you know, John, I'd just like to say that I've only gotten the one wife.
Yeah, that'll change.
[N] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Probably cost you an arm and a leg. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ No, don't laugh at that.
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Paul say, you can make it okay.
You can get married in 2000.
When you're bright, you know [A] you get easy.
_ _ You know how hard [E] it can be.
_ _ _ _ The way [B] things are going.
_ _ And all the [E] pushin' I need.
_ _ _ _ Oh, from Paris to the edge of the hill.
_ _ How many and how bad could it be?
_ _ People say, take off your shoes and get.
I said, we're only trying to get us peace.
Christ, it's no [A] easy.
_ _ You know how hard it [E] can be.
_ _ The way things [B] are going.
_ _ _ And all the [E] pushin' I need.
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [A] Look at your money, Paul, for a rainy day.
Givin' all your clothes to charity.
_ _ That's not your wife's name.
Oh, girl, [F#m] thank [B] God, you keep looking up and you can put your _ socks.
_ [E] _ _
_ _ _ In Louisiana, _ _ she's been suffocating.
Bad, _ _ she's been sad, she's gone through hell.
She's just [B] a fool, drag, Christ, so [A] easy.
_ _ You know how [E] hard it can be.
_ _ _ The way things are [B] _
going.
_ And all the [E] pushin' I need.
_ _ _ _ _ How many and how bad could it be?
_ You need a little money to set. _ _ _
People say, sorry, we were just the same.
It's good to have the focus of that.
Christ, you know [A] it ain't easy.
_ _ _ You know how hard [E] it can be.
_ _ _ The way [B] things are going.
_ And all the [E] pushin' I need.
_ _ _ The way [B] things are going.
_ And all the pushin' [E] I need.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _