Chords for BORALOGUE VIII

I'd like to tell you all a tale of Tally Hall.
[Dbm] This [F] is the Borrowed Dog! _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] What on earth did you just do?
I've never seen that happen.
How did you do that?
[F] I just played [Em] the pedal.
Oh, it was taped [N] before.
What is it, duct tape?
Yeah, it was taped to duct tape.
You know what I mean?
We should put something underneath it also, so it's not just hanging on by the top.
Here, grab your _ Stephen King book.
_ _ _ _ That was fun, huh Joe?
My ghost stories.
Your face doesn't look scary, it just looks funny.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ This [Am] _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ ending is [C] looped.
Todd has just continued [F] to loop it, and it's been going [C] on for _ probably [F] about six minutes now.
[C] Andrew's still going.
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[C] _ I give up.
_ Huh? _
_ [N] _ _ _ _ I think we got the sound.
You want to hit one now?
_ _ Do we want it like a _ pretty_ _ _ _
Where _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Dbm] did you get that from?
Oh, [B] what? _
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_ _ _ _ _ [N] _roll
in his anger [Gm] with the translator magnate.
As it does, the 20 most vulnerable Democrats will [Em] break him. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ A lot of microphones in this room. _ _
This is a cool one.
Check.
This one's neat too. _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ Check! _
_ _ It's not plugged in, so you have to be louder.
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Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
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This one's off.
[B] Check.
Check.
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I think that's most of [F] them.
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_ _ _ [F] _ _ That's _ the one.
[C] _ _ Hey, everybody!
Prepare to whistle.
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Excellent!
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_ _ _ [Bb] You can go ahead.
Cool. _
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