Chords for Bowling For Soup - 1985 HD (Live Acoustic 2009)

[Eb] One, two, [Gb] three, [Bb] four. _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _
[Ebm] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ [Bb] Debbie just hit [Eb] the wall, [Bb] never [G] had it all.
One [F] prozac a day, [Ebm] husband's a CPA.
Her dreams went out the [Eb] door, she turned 24.
Only been with [F] one man, [Gb] what happened to [Bb] her plan?
She was gonna [Eb] be a natural, she was gonna be a [Gm] star.
She was gonna shake [F] her ass on the hood of White [Bb] Snake's car.
Her yellow [Eb] SUV is now the enemy.
[Gm] Looks at her average [F] life, nothing has been _ [Eb] alright.
Since [Bb] we're spring singing [Eb] latana.
Way before Nirvana, there [Gm] was U2 and [Gb] Blondie.
[Ab] Music still on MTV, [Bb] her two kids in high [Eb] school.
Tell her that she's uncle, [G] she's still _
[Ebm] [Ab] preoccupied.
19, 19, _ 1985.
[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ [F] _ _ _
[Ebm] _ She's seen all the classics, she [G] knows every line.
Breakfast Club, Pretty [F] in Pink, even St.
[Bb] Elmo's Fire.
She rocked out [Eb] to Wham!,
not a big [Ebm] Limp [Gm] Bizkit fan.
Thought [F] she'd get a hand, while [C] the member of [Bb] Duran Duran.
Wears a mini [Eb] skirt, made of snake [Gm] skin.
Who's the other [F] guy that's singing in Van [Bb] Halen?
When did [Eb] reality become [Gm] TV?
Whatever happened [F] to _ sitcoms, game shows, [Cm] on [Ebm] the [Bb] radio?
Since we're spring singing latana.
[Eb] Way before Nirvana, [Gm] there was U2 and [Ab] Blondie.
Music still [Ebm] on MTV, her [Bb] two kids in high [Ebm] school.
Tell her that she's uncle, [Gm] she's still _
[Ab] preoccupied.
19, 19, 1985.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Ebm] _
[Gm] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ She [Eb] hates time, make it [Gm] stop.
When did Molly Crue [Ebm] [F] become classic cross [Bb]-breed?
When did [Eb] Ozzy become an actor?
[G] _ [Gm] Please make [F] this stop, stop, stop.
[N] Hey, before we continue on with the song, I would just like to point out that I had a half a bagel earlier.
Thought it was plain.
It was evidently disguised as some onion flavored thing.
_ And that, uh_
Just came up?
Yes.
_ _ _ Wait, wait, no, no.
Did the onion flavor come up, or did an actual onion?
No, the topic just came up.
Got it, got it.
[Ab]
[Bb] And bring back spring singing [Eb] latana.
Way before Nirvana, there [Gm] was U2 and [Ab] Blondie.
Music still on [Bb] MTV, her two kids in [Eb] high school.
Tell her that she's uncle, [Gm] she's still [Ab] preoccupied.
_ 1985.
[Bb] She's princessing [Eb] latana.
Way before [Gm] Nirvana, there was U2 and [Ab] Blondie.
Music still on [Bb] MTV, her two kids in [Eb] high school.
Tell her that she's uncle, [Gm]
she's still [Ab] preoccupied.
19, 19,