Chords for Bowling for Soup - Dear Megan Fox
Tempo:
139.95 bpm
Chords used:
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Bm
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[D]
I like your cool tattoo, [A] but Norma Jean ain't got nothing on you.
I come to LA, will you show me the town?
Baby, Shia LaBeouf can hang out too.
[G] I know that [A] all the [B] rats tell you [D] they love you, [G] but you will [A] only be happy with me.
[D] They can have [A] Britney, that girl from Grey's [Bm] Anatomy, and Paris Hilton's folks who [G] years ago.
[D] It's not like I don't [A] understand the ass of Kim Kardashian, [Bm] her power's beyond [G] anyone's control.
[Bm] You still got every [G] day, [D] you're always one click [A] away, [G] and no one else will ever know what [A] we got.
[N]
Dear [D] Megan Fox, dear Megan Fox, how come you don't have a southern accent?
[B] What's your Twitter account and will you follow [B] me?
My [D] birthday's coming up, please don't forget.
I [G] know that [A] all the rats [Bm] tell you [D] they love you, [G] but you will [A] only be happy with me.
[D] They can have [A] Britney, that girl from Grey's [Bm] Anatomy, and Paris Hilton's folks who [G] years ago.
[D] It's not like I don't [A] understand the ass of Kim Kardashian, [Bm] her power's beyond [G] anyone's control.
You still got [Bm]
every [G] day, [D] you're always one click [A] away, [G] and no one else will ever know what [A] we got.
[F] Dear Megan Fox, [B] remember that time in that [G] movie Transformers, you hogwired [A] that tow truck?
You strapped the robot on the [F#] back of it, you guys were [B] driving through the city,
you [G] rocketed the evil robot, [E] blowing stuff up, and you finally blew [A] up Megatron?
That was awesome.
[D] I know there [A] are others [Bm] that tell you [D] they love you, [G] but you will only [A] be happy with me.
They [E] can [D] have Britney, [A] that girl from Grey's [Bm] Anatomy, and Paris Hilton's folks who [G] years ago.
[D] It's not like I don't [A] understand the ass of Kim Kardashian, [Bm] her power's beyond [G] anyone's control.
[Bm] You still got every [G] day, [D] you're always one [A] click away, [G] and no one else will
[A] ever know what [G] we got.
[Am] [N]
I like your cool tattoo, [A] but Norma Jean ain't got nothing on you.
I come to LA, will you show me the town?
Baby, Shia LaBeouf can hang out too.
[G] I know that [A] all the [B] rats tell you [D] they love you, [G] but you will [A] only be happy with me.
[D] They can have [A] Britney, that girl from Grey's [Bm] Anatomy, and Paris Hilton's folks who [G] years ago.
[D] It's not like I don't [A] understand the ass of Kim Kardashian, [Bm] her power's beyond [G] anyone's control.
[Bm] You still got every [G] day, [D] you're always one click [A] away, [G] and no one else will ever know what [A] we got.
[N]
Dear [D] Megan Fox, dear Megan Fox, how come you don't have a southern accent?
[B] What's your Twitter account and will you follow [B] me?
My [D] birthday's coming up, please don't forget.
I [G] know that [A] all the rats [Bm] tell you [D] they love you, [G] but you will [A] only be happy with me.
[D] They can have [A] Britney, that girl from Grey's [Bm] Anatomy, and Paris Hilton's folks who [G] years ago.
[D] It's not like I don't [A] understand the ass of Kim Kardashian, [Bm] her power's beyond [G] anyone's control.
You still got [Bm]
every [G] day, [D] you're always one click [A] away, [G] and no one else will ever know what [A] we got.
[F] Dear Megan Fox, [B] remember that time in that [G] movie Transformers, you hogwired [A] that tow truck?
You strapped the robot on the [F#] back of it, you guys were [B] driving through the city,
you [G] rocketed the evil robot, [E] blowing stuff up, and you finally blew [A] up Megatron?
That was awesome.
[D] I know there [A] are others [Bm] that tell you [D] they love you, [G] but you will only [A] be happy with me.
They [E] can [D] have Britney, [A] that girl from Grey's [Bm] Anatomy, and Paris Hilton's folks who [G] years ago.
[D] It's not like I don't [A] understand the ass of Kim Kardashian, [Bm] her power's beyond [G] anyone's control.
[Bm] You still got every [G] day, [D] you're always one [A] click away, [G] and no one else will
[A] ever know what [G] we got.
[Am] [N]
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_ _ _ I _ _ like your cool tattoo, _ [A] but Norma Jean ain't got nothing on you.
I come to LA, will you show me the town?
Baby, Shia LaBeouf can hang out too.
_ [G] I know that _ [A] all the [B] rats tell you [D] they love you, [G] but you will [A] only be happy with me.
_ [D] They can have [A] Britney, that girl from Grey's [Bm] Anatomy, and Paris Hilton's folks who [G] years ago.
_ [D] It's not like I don't [A] understand the ass of Kim Kardashian, [Bm] her power's beyond [G] anyone's control.
_ _ [Bm] You still got every [G] day, _ [D] you're always one click [A] away, _ [G] and no one else will ever know what [A] we got.
_ _ _ [N]
Dear [D] Megan Fox, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ dear Megan Fox, how come you don't have a southern accent?
[B] _ What's your Twitter account and will you follow [B] me?
My [D] birthday's coming up, please don't forget. _
I [G] know that [A] all the rats [Bm] tell you [D] they love you, [G] but you will [A] only be happy with me.
_ [D] They can have [A] Britney, that girl from Grey's [Bm] Anatomy, and Paris Hilton's folks who [G] years ago.
_ [D] It's not like I don't [A] understand the ass of Kim Kardashian, [Bm] her power's beyond [G] anyone's control.
You still got _ [Bm] _ _
every [G] day, _ [D] you're always one click [A] away, _ [G] and no one else will ever know what [A] we got.
_ _ _ [F] Dear Megan Fox, _ [B] _ remember that time in that [G] movie Transformers, you hogwired [A] that tow truck?
You strapped the robot on the [F#] back of it, you guys were [B] driving through the city,
you [G] rocketed the evil robot, [E] blowing stuff up, and you finally blew [A] up Megatron?
That was awesome.
_ [D] I know there [A] are others [Bm] that tell you [D] they love you, [G] but you will only [A] be happy with me.
They _ _ _ _ _ [E] can _ _ [D] _ have Britney, [A] that girl from Grey's [Bm] Anatomy, and Paris Hilton's folks who [G] years ago.
_ [D] It's not like I don't [A] understand the ass of Kim Kardashian, [Bm] her power's beyond [G] anyone's control.
_ [Bm] You still got _ every [G] day, _ [D] you're always one [A] click away, _ [G] and no one else will _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ ever know what [G] we got. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I _ _ like your cool tattoo, _ [A] but Norma Jean ain't got nothing on you.
I come to LA, will you show me the town?
Baby, Shia LaBeouf can hang out too.
_ [G] I know that _ [A] all the [B] rats tell you [D] they love you, [G] but you will [A] only be happy with me.
_ [D] They can have [A] Britney, that girl from Grey's [Bm] Anatomy, and Paris Hilton's folks who [G] years ago.
_ [D] It's not like I don't [A] understand the ass of Kim Kardashian, [Bm] her power's beyond [G] anyone's control.
_ _ [Bm] You still got every [G] day, _ [D] you're always one click [A] away, _ [G] and no one else will ever know what [A] we got.
_ _ _ [N]
Dear [D] Megan Fox, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ dear Megan Fox, how come you don't have a southern accent?
[B] _ What's your Twitter account and will you follow [B] me?
My [D] birthday's coming up, please don't forget. _
I [G] know that [A] all the rats [Bm] tell you [D] they love you, [G] but you will [A] only be happy with me.
_ [D] They can have [A] Britney, that girl from Grey's [Bm] Anatomy, and Paris Hilton's folks who [G] years ago.
_ [D] It's not like I don't [A] understand the ass of Kim Kardashian, [Bm] her power's beyond [G] anyone's control.
You still got _ [Bm] _ _
every [G] day, _ [D] you're always one click [A] away, _ [G] and no one else will ever know what [A] we got.
_ _ _ [F] Dear Megan Fox, _ [B] _ remember that time in that [G] movie Transformers, you hogwired [A] that tow truck?
You strapped the robot on the [F#] back of it, you guys were [B] driving through the city,
you [G] rocketed the evil robot, [E] blowing stuff up, and you finally blew [A] up Megatron?
That was awesome.
_ [D] I know there [A] are others [Bm] that tell you [D] they love you, [G] but you will only [A] be happy with me.
They _ _ _ _ _ [E] can _ _ [D] _ have Britney, [A] that girl from Grey's [Bm] Anatomy, and Paris Hilton's folks who [G] years ago.
_ [D] It's not like I don't [A] understand the ass of Kim Kardashian, [Bm] her power's beyond [G] anyone's control.
_ [Bm] You still got _ every [G] day, _ [D] you're always one [A] click away, _ [G] and no one else will _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ ever know what [G] we got. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [N] _ _