Chords for Bowling For Soup - Down For the Count

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ at 100 _ _ -
140 feet per _ _ _ hour
isn't [E] she like
_ [B] _ Draws me in
in every eye
Someone call a [F#] medic
cause I think she's gonna [E] strike again
She slammed down the [F#m] phone
and gave the finger to the [B] nightstand
That holds the picture [F#] in the heart-shaped frame
We bought [E] at Target
Yes, I think we got a problem
but I can't put my finger [B] on it
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up [F#] dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
[C#] Down for the count
_ Tossing the [B] towel
Cause she really got the best of [C#] me
I can't hang around
[B] She kicks while [C#] I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish [E] the effing bell would ring
_ _ _ [B] Message on the cell
Says she's waiting on the [E] call for me to tell her that
I'm sorry I can [F#] come back if I call
But [B] I got bad knees
and [F#] I can't say that I'm sorry
Except [E] I'm sorry that I met you now
My God's up and I'm fighting [B] dirty
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get [G#m] out then I'll probably end up [F#] dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Down for the count
[C#] Over and out
[G#] Tossing [B] the towel
Cause she really got the best of me
I can't [G#] hang around
She kicks [C#] while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the effing [E] bell would ring _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _
[C#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [G#] _
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ [E] It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I [G#m] remember is making out [B] constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably [F#] end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Undisputed champ of my world
Back in toughy
Down for the count
[C#] Over and out
Tossing the towel
[B] Cause she really got the best of me
I can't hang around
She [C#] kicks while I'm down
What was that [B] sound?
I just wish the [F] effing bell would ring
Hey _ [N] _
_ _ _ there, it's Jarrett.
You've called my cell phone and I'm-
Please enter your password
_ You have 12 unheard messages First message
Hey, [G#m] it's me
Look, [C#] it's been three days and I'm still waiting for an apology
[B] I really can't expect a-
Soon again, I can't expect [C#] a-
My mom was right, you are a [B] lizard
Why can't you just call me [C#] back?
[G#m] Just call me back
I mean, [C#] it's not that hard to pick up the phone and [G#m] just say hello
[B] I talked to you [C#] Forget it
_ _ _ _ _ [G#m] _