Chords for Bowling for soup - Val kilmer

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_ _ _ I always thought my movie [G] would be a comedy, not [F] quite the tragedy
[G] That it's become [C] more slapstick [G] than chick flick
[F] More chatty shack [G] than breakfast at [F] Tiffany's
So thank me at [G] the podium [F] for a lifetime of _ [G] contribution _ _
[F] _ Turn on the [E] cameras, some work through the x [D]-rays
Hair and makeup through [G] the set
And you [C] got the big screen, falling [G] vinyl, transcreen [F] gold
Big shot baby, [G] you're the next big star
[C] Another stupid movie, [G] down a tie with the book [F] in art
Small [G] little part, _
[F] headed for the cutting [G] room floor
[F] And in the sequel, honey, [G] I'm the guy who gets the [C] girl
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[F] _ _ _ [G] So if you miss [C] my movie, [G] get the DVD
[F] Check out the chemistry [G] between you and me
[C] Less raising _ [G] _ Arizona, [F] more steel _ _ [G] _ _ magnolias
So [F] when you walk down that [G] red carpet, [F] I hope you trip [G] and _ fall
[F] I hope [E] someone squirts you with a water [D] gun
A super soaker filled [G] with _ me
You [C] got the big screen, falling [G] vinyl, casting gold
[F] Big shot baby, [G] you're the next big [D] star
Another stupid movie, [G] down a tie with the book [F] in art
Small [G] little part, _
[F] headed for the cutting [G] room floor
[F] And in the sequel, honey, [G] I'm the guy who gets the [A] girl
All [G] apologies _ [F] to Kevin Costner and that chick from Monster
[A] _ _ Give [G] me Adam [F] Sandler, Will Ferrell, Belushi, and even Val [D] Kilmer
_ He [E] was funny and [F] real genius _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [E] Top secret was funny [G] too
_ But he [D] sucked as bad
And [C] now the big screen, falling [G] vinyl, casting gold
[F] Big shot baby, [G] you're the next big star
[C] Another dumb movie, [G] down a tie with the book [F] in art
Small [G] little part, [C] Steven Spielberg, calling [G] it, extending a [F] car
Big shot baby, [G] you're the next big star
[C] Another stupid movie, [G] down a tie with the book [F] in art
Small [G] little part, _ _
[F] headed for the cutting [G] room floor
[F] And in the sequel, honey, [G] I'm the [D] guy who gets the girl
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[F] _ _ _ [G] I'm the guy that gets [C] the girl
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[F] _ _ _ [G] I'm the guy that gets [D] the girl
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[F] _ _ _ [G] I'm the guy that gets [D] the girl
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[F] _ _ _ [G] I'm the guy that [C] gets the girl
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[F] _ I'm [G] the guy that _
[C] _ _ _ [G] gets the _
[F] _ girl
[G] I'm the guy that _
[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ gets [F] the _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ girl _