Chords for Boy George meets Australian competion winner '1984'

_ _ _ [F] _ _ Why do you [D] like Boy George?
[Am] Um, because he's an [G] individual. _ _
He's groovy, _ [Gm] bright, everything like that.
I don't [D] like the girls.
Why not?
My mother wouldn't appreciate it.
What [C] did_
And she looks at me and she says, the mind boggles Stephen.
[Gm] Dad's a bit_
get back to university, start studying at university.
What are you doing at university?
I'm doing a Bachelor of Science, a Doctorate in Self Apology.
_ It was a Boy George Bonanza.
A [F] bargain basement of identikit [D#] kids vying for the chance to meet their pop star prototype.
[F] _ _ _ Danny Russell. _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ [G] Today is the day [A] Danny meets his maker.
[D] The last two weeks he's spent agonising over vital details.
Should he [A#] play hard to get?
Should he gush?
[C#] Should he be deep and [N] meaningful?
And most important of all, what [G#m] should he wear?
I [F#m] don't want no rascal _ [A] to be a big boy.
[C#m] _ _
_ [G#] It's a miracle.
_ _ [C#m] _ _
_ [D#m] It's a miracle.
_ [C#m] It's a miracle.
_ It's a [F#] miracle.
_ _ [E] And [D#m] dreams are [F#] made of angels. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C#m] It's a miracle.
Danny, are you nerve-wracked?
[D#] Very much so, yeah.
Have you been up all night [F#] rehearsing spontaneous dialogue?
[G] No, not at all, not at all.
What are you going to say to him?
I think I'm going to let him hit [E] the first question.
[F] _
Danny, I hear you've bought Boy George a present.
Is it a dress or what?
Well, it's [G] actually a big jacket that buttons up from [F#] both sides.
And it's supposed to be [G] the basis of Aboriginal totem poles.
Do you think Boy George will love it?
Well, I hope so.
I really do.
I hope so.
_ _ _ While Danny adds the final touches, his look-alike dispensed pearls of wisdom to his [G#] media minions.
I don't believe in something in nature.
I think you've got to give it back to what you've got.
Well, I think that's what I'll do, you know.
I don't think I'm fantastic looking, but I can make myself look okay.
Do you not think a second [C#] child would look like Boy George's [Gm] look-alike?
I'm sure that you think.
Maybe off the mines, too.
[C] Why should I get a second child in there?
I mean, there's enough for all of you people [D#] as well. _
[Am] _ [N] The press conference over, Danny is shuffled into a private room.
A nervous bride led to his alter ego.
Well, now we've got to find out what you two have got in common.
_ _ _ Yeah.
[G#] I don't think, to answer that question, I think [D#] that, you know, no two people [G#] are alike.
You know what I mean?
But, you know, people say, oh, if somebody dresses up like me, that they've got [A#] no imagination.
But there just seems to be this sort of attitude [C#] that, you know, young people sort of like go around screaming at pop stars,
and they just [C#m] don't think about what they're doing.
You're talking about age.
How [C] long are you going to be Boy George?
You're going to be Man George?
You're going [F] to be Geriatric George? _ _
That's a good [C#] one.
Well, what's your name? Kathy.
Are you going to be, you know, Chronic Kathy?
_ You don't know how chronic [F] I am yet. _
You know, I mean, obviously, one likes [G#] to grow old gracefully, you know.
And what of Danny?
After all this painstaking preparation on his [G] exterior, what has he got to offer Boy George from his interior?
You must have one question you want to ask George. _
[Em] Not at the moment.
[G] _ _ _ _ _
Kathy, well, Danny didn't have a question at that moment, which was a pity,
because it was probably his only moment.
It just goes to show that clothes don't make us the boy, or