I've always wanted to be a
C singer.
_ _
G _ .
Ab I'm ready.
I've been practicing.
C _ _ _
G I can't really quit my
C job at Dairy Queen right now.
_ _ _
G _ .
_ _ _
C _ _ _ _
G _ .
_
C _ _ I have to sing.
G I'm Erica.
Here I
C come.
Someday I'm gonna be famous.
_ _
G Do
Dm I have talent.
C Well, no.
_ _ These days you don't really need it.
_ _
G Thanks
F to reality
C.
shows.
_ _ Can't wait today to supermodel.
_ _
G Can't
F wait to sue
C my dad.
_ _ Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari.
_ _
G _
F On my way to
C.
rehab.
When you're a _
F _
G celebrity, _ it's
C adios _
F _
G reality.
You can act just
A like a fool.
B Am People
F think you're cool just cause you're
G on TV.
F _ _
Em _ .
_
D I can
C throw a _
F major
G.
fit.
When my latte
C isn't just
Dm how I
G like it.
They say I've
Am gone insane.
I blame it
F on the fame.
And the pressures
G that go
F with _
C.
being
D a
C celebrity.
Is this
G soy.
_
F I
C asked for a soy.
No, you didn't
G order soy, sir.
F Excuse me.
C Did I order soy.
G I think you did.
Hey,
C you have a manager.
I get to cry to Barbara Walters _ _
G when
F things don't go my
Gb way.
This is not a soy
C latte.
This
D is milk product.
And
C I get community service.
_ _
G No
F matter which
C law I break.
_ _ I make supermarket _ tabloids.
_
G They'll
F write some
C awful stuff.
Fix that.
Fix that.
Fix that.
But the more they run my name
G down.
The more
F my price
C goes up.
When you're a _
F _
G celebrity, _ it's
C adios _
F _
G reality.
No matter
Am what you do, people
F think you're cool.
Just cause you're
G on TV.
Dm You taste soy.
Em Do you taste
D soy.
I can
C fall in
F and out
G of love.
At
C marriages that
F barely last
G a month.
When they go
Am down the drain.
I blame it
F on the fame.
And say it's
G just so
F tough.
_
G.
Being a celebrity.
C I found somebody here who's a
G country musician.
F She's gonna pick me.
C There's just no down line.
We had such chemistry.
G Brad, _
A chemistry.
Hitch up the wagons
F and head out west.
C To the land of the
G fun and the sun.
We'll
A be real world
F bachelors.
Jackass
C millionaires.
Hey, hey,
G Hollywood.
_ Here we come.
_
C _ .
Just something that sparkles about
G him.
Dm Chicks dig
D rhinestones.
Can
C I get a mocha.
F Soy
C _ latte!.
F Being
G a celebrity.
_ It's hot else _ _ reality.
F G No matter
Am what you
B do,
Am people
F think you're cool.
Just cause you're
G on _
F TV.
Em _
D Oh, oh,
C.
F oh.
I'm a major
G fan.
When my latte
C isn't just
Dm how I
G like it.
When they say I've
A gone insane.
Am I blame it
F on the fame.
And the pressures
G of
F going.
_
C _ Being a celebrity.
I want to show you how
G ridiculous this happens.
C Yeah, celebrity.
_ .
_ _ You're right.
_ _ _ _ .
Oh, _
G _ where's my car.
Hey!.
N What _ are you doing in my car.
I, I was just, uh_.
Get out of my car.
It's a valuable car.
It's really
C nice.
_ _ _ _
G You put 200
C miles on my car.
Second gear sticks a little bit.
You got it into second gear.
Yeah.
How'd you do that.
_ _
G _ _
C _ .
_ _ _ _ _
G _ _
F _ .
_ _
C _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
Bbm Caca.
_ _ _ _ _ Oh.
Performance is sh_.
I like the, uh, the end of the song.
You mean the guitar part where it goes high.
No, the end of the song.
I like it.
_ The end.
You mean_ No.
You know when the song ends.
Yeah.
And you come to a stop.
I love that.