Chords for Brad Paisley - Ode De Toilet (The Toilet Song) [Lyrics]

_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
Hello? _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ She says not to buy [Dm] her flowers, _ [G] _ her big [C] expensive gifts.
_ _ _ She says she don't [Dm] want jewelry, _ _ [G] and she doesn't need [C] another dress.
_ _ _ _ _ [F] If I want to show her how much I adore her, the best way [C] that I've found
[Am] _ _ _ [C] is to make sure when I'm finished, [G] I put that toilet [C] seat down.
_ _ _ _ We've [Dm] been to counseling _ [G] to try and see the ways we [C] could improve
_ _ this [Dm] thing between us, [G] different ways to show each other [C] I love you.
_ _ _ _ _ [F] Forget about those getaway vacations to romantic [C] coastal _
[G] towns.
[Am] _ _ _ [C] If you want to say I love you, [G] then put that toilet [C] seat down.
_ _ _ It's in the middle [F] of the _ night.
_ It's cold [C] and it's dark.
_ _ When I hear my [G] name in vain, _ I know I haven't [C] done my part.
_ She just wants me [F] to support _ her, and the best way [C] that I've _
[G] found
[Am] _ _ _ [C] is with a gentle hand and a loving [G] touch, I put that toilet [C] seat down.
[D] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ [F] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[B] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Am] I know it's kind of funny, [F] you can teach a little puppy,
[C] but it's very [G] hard to train a [C] grown man.
_ [Am] When I'm all about my business [F] and the path of least resistance,
[D] she's the one that suffers [G] in the end.
In the middle [F] of the night, _ _ it's [C] cold and it's dark.
_ _ When I hear my [G] name in vain, _ I know I haven't [C] done my part.
_ _ She just wants me [F] to support her, _ and the best way [C] that I've _
[G] _ [Am] found
_ _ [C] is with a gentle hand and a loving [G] touch, I put that toilet [F] seat down.
_ [Fm] Down.
_ _ _ [C]
Down. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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