Chords for Brantley Gilbert - The Worst Country Song Of All Time (The Lyrics) ft. Toby Keith, HARDY
Tempo:
73.45 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
D
Gm
Dm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G] This is the worst country song [Bm] of all [C] [G] time.
And it goes, I hate [Bb] hearing honky tonk [C] women.
I don't need [Dm] fear and I can't stand [G] vision.
And I don't know the words to [D] family tradition.
There's no prison or walk of [C] life.
[G] Nothing sweet tears [Gm] over me.
And [Ab] all the [Gm] love to make a bed.
And this [E] is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
And the chorus goes, I love seas and traffic [C] jams.
I don't want a house or a [G] piece of land.
I'd serve a bunch of money and many [D] blames.
But I don't want to hurt her [G] down.
Oh, never did make me sad.
[C] I think we should change the [Dm] American [G] flag.
Yeah, this is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
The second verse goes, I think [Gm] trucks are a waste of gas.
If you disagree, we'll cancel that.
Because [E] my mama never whipped my [D] ass.
I guess she never [C] tried.
[G] Man, stick a fork in the [C] Constitution.
I support [G] Kim Jong-un and Putin.
Yeah, this is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
And the chorus goes, I love seas and traffic jams.
[C] I don't want a house or a piece of [G] land.
I'd serve a bunch of money and many [D] blames.
But I don't want to hurt her down.
[G] Oh, never did make me [C] sad.
I think we should change the [G] American flag.
Yeah, this is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
[C] [G]
[D] [G]
[C] [G] And
[D] [G] the chorus goes, I'm too good for solo [C] cups.
Your mama's [G] homemade fried chicken sucks.
Boots ain't made to get scuffed [D] up how you like that saxophone.
[G] Yeah, my neck ain't red and John Deere's [C] blue.
And New Year's country's [G] caviar if you think that's true.
And this song's a joke, but if it ain't for [D] you,
I know your favorite song.
And it [G] goes like, I love seas and traffic [C] jams.
I don't want a house or a piece of [G] land.
I'd serve a bunch of money and many [D] blames.
But I don't want to hurt her [G] down.
Oh, never did make me [C] sad.
I think we should change the [F] American [G] flag.
Yeah, this is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
[Eb]
And it goes, I hate [Bb] hearing honky tonk [C] women.
I don't need [Dm] fear and I can't stand [G] vision.
And I don't know the words to [D] family tradition.
There's no prison or walk of [C] life.
[G] Nothing sweet tears [Gm] over me.
And [Ab] all the [Gm] love to make a bed.
And this [E] is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
And the chorus goes, I love seas and traffic [C] jams.
I don't want a house or a [G] piece of land.
I'd serve a bunch of money and many [D] blames.
But I don't want to hurt her [G] down.
Oh, never did make me sad.
[C] I think we should change the [Dm] American [G] flag.
Yeah, this is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
The second verse goes, I think [Gm] trucks are a waste of gas.
If you disagree, we'll cancel that.
Because [E] my mama never whipped my [D] ass.
I guess she never [C] tried.
[G] Man, stick a fork in the [C] Constitution.
I support [G] Kim Jong-un and Putin.
Yeah, this is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
And the chorus goes, I love seas and traffic jams.
[C] I don't want a house or a piece of [G] land.
I'd serve a bunch of money and many [D] blames.
But I don't want to hurt her down.
[G] Oh, never did make me [C] sad.
I think we should change the [G] American flag.
Yeah, this is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
[C] [G]
[D] [G]
[C] [G] And
[D] [G] the chorus goes, I'm too good for solo [C] cups.
Your mama's [G] homemade fried chicken sucks.
Boots ain't made to get scuffed [D] up how you like that saxophone.
[G] Yeah, my neck ain't red and John Deere's [C] blue.
And New Year's country's [G] caviar if you think that's true.
And this song's a joke, but if it ain't for [D] you,
I know your favorite song.
And it [G] goes like, I love seas and traffic [C] jams.
I don't want a house or a piece of [G] land.
I'd serve a bunch of money and many [D] blames.
But I don't want to hurt her [G] down.
Oh, never did make me [C] sad.
I think we should change the [F] American [G] flag.
Yeah, this is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
[Eb]
Key:
G
C
D
Gm
Dm
G
C
D
_ [G] This is the worst country song [Bm] of all [C] _ _ [G] time.
And it goes, I hate [Bb] hearing honky tonk [C] women.
I don't need [Dm] fear and I can't stand [G] vision.
And I don't know the words to [D] family tradition.
There's no prison or walk of [C] life.
[G] Nothing sweet tears [Gm] over me.
And [Ab] all the [Gm] love to make a bed.
And this [E] is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
And the chorus goes, I love seas and traffic [C] jams.
I don't want a house or a [G] piece of land.
I'd serve a bunch of money and many [D] blames.
But I don't want to hurt her [G] down.
Oh, never did make me sad.
[C] I think we should change the [Dm] American [G] flag.
Yeah, this is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
The second verse goes, I think [Gm] trucks are a waste of gas.
If you disagree, we'll cancel that.
Because [E] my mama never whipped my [D] ass.
I guess she never [C] tried.
[G] Man, stick a fork in the [C] Constitution.
I support [G] Kim Jong-un and Putin.
Yeah, this is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
And the chorus goes, I love seas and traffic jams.
[C] I don't want a house or a piece of [G] land.
I'd serve a bunch of money and many [D] blames.
But I don't want to hurt her down.
[G] Oh, never did make me [C] sad.
I think we should change the [G] American flag.
Yeah, this is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time. _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] And _
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ the chorus goes, I'm too good for solo [C] cups.
Your mama's [G] homemade fried chicken sucks.
Boots ain't made to get scuffed [D] up how you like that saxophone.
[G] Yeah, my neck ain't red and John Deere's [C] blue.
And New Year's country's [G] caviar if you think that's true.
And this song's a joke, but if it ain't for [D] you,
I know your favorite song.
And it [G] goes like, I love seas and traffic [C] jams.
I don't want a house or a piece of [G] land.
I'd serve a bunch of money and many [D] blames.
But I don't want to hurt her [G] down.
Oh, never did make me [C] sad.
I think we should change the [F] American [G] flag.
Yeah, this is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
And it goes, I hate [Bb] hearing honky tonk [C] women.
I don't need [Dm] fear and I can't stand [G] vision.
And I don't know the words to [D] family tradition.
There's no prison or walk of [C] life.
[G] Nothing sweet tears [Gm] over me.
And [Ab] all the [Gm] love to make a bed.
And this [E] is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
And the chorus goes, I love seas and traffic [C] jams.
I don't want a house or a [G] piece of land.
I'd serve a bunch of money and many [D] blames.
But I don't want to hurt her [G] down.
Oh, never did make me sad.
[C] I think we should change the [Dm] American [G] flag.
Yeah, this is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
The second verse goes, I think [Gm] trucks are a waste of gas.
If you disagree, we'll cancel that.
Because [E] my mama never whipped my [D] ass.
I guess she never [C] tried.
[G] Man, stick a fork in the [C] Constitution.
I support [G] Kim Jong-un and Putin.
Yeah, this is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
And the chorus goes, I love seas and traffic jams.
[C] I don't want a house or a piece of [G] land.
I'd serve a bunch of money and many [D] blames.
But I don't want to hurt her down.
[G] Oh, never did make me [C] sad.
I think we should change the [G] American flag.
Yeah, this is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time. _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] And _
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ the chorus goes, I'm too good for solo [C] cups.
Your mama's [G] homemade fried chicken sucks.
Boots ain't made to get scuffed [D] up how you like that saxophone.
[G] Yeah, my neck ain't red and John Deere's [C] blue.
And New Year's country's [G] caviar if you think that's true.
And this song's a joke, but if it ain't for [D] you,
I know your favorite song.
And it [G] goes like, I love seas and traffic [C] jams.
I don't want a house or a piece of [G] land.
I'd serve a bunch of money and many [D] blames.
But I don't want to hurt her [G] down.
Oh, never did make me [C] sad.
I think we should change the [F] American [G] flag.
Yeah, this is the [D] worst country song [G] of all time.
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _