Chords for Brendan O'Carroll- How Can I Say I Love You (When You're Sitting On My Face)

I hope you enjoy it.
It's a song called How Can I Say I Love You and it goes something like this.
[G#] _ [A] _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ Alright, Jonah. _
_ _ I know you know I love you
_ And this may [B] sound absurd
_ _ _ You've never heard me whisper
_ Those special [E] little words
_ I really like to date you
[Bm] And the [E] sex with you [A] is great
_ _ But each time I try [E] to look in your eye
[B] There's always much to play
_ _ _ _ _ How can I say I love you
When you're sitting on [B] my face
_ _ How can I say this love is not [E] a farce
Oh baby
_ Cause [A] each time I try to tell ya
_ [E] It comes out in the air
_ [F#m] And the words just seem [B] to vanish
Up your arse
[A] _ [G#m] Right _ [F#m] up your _ [B] arse
_ _ [E] Okay, here's a romantic bit now.
_ _ I simply wanna hold ya
_ Squeeze you in [B] my arms _ _
Run my fingers through your hair
Woo you [E] with my [C#] charms
But you grab me by the scrotum
[Bm] And you [E] turn me [A] upside down
And then quick as you jack
[E] I'm flat on my back
[B] As your arse comes [E] sailing down
How _ _ _ _ can I say I love you
When you're sitting on [B] my face
_ Oh how can I say this love is not [E] a farce _ _ _
_ [A] Oh each time I try to tell ya
[E] It comes out in the air
_ [F#m] And the words just seem [B] to vanish
Up [E] your arse
[A] _ [G#m] Right [F#m] up your arse
Ladies and gentlemen, [B] Pepsi, Marty and Andy, [G#m] PMA!
_ _ _ [C#] _ _
_ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ You don't see me complaining
_ When you tie me to [B] the bed
_ _ You slap my little Mickey
And not a single word [E] was said
_ _ I just wanna say I love you
[Bm] While I'm [E] looking at [A] your face
_ Not lying on the ground
[E] With your arse coming down
I can't tell [B] what I think [E] from space
Here we go!
_ _ _ How can I say I love you
When you're sitting on [B] my face
_ Oh how can I say this love is not a [E] _
farce
_ _ _ Oh [A] each time I try to tell ya
_ [E] It comes out in the air
_ _ [F#m] And the words just seem [B] to vanish
Up your [E] _
arse
All together!
_ _ How can I say I love you
When you're sitting on [B] my face
_ _ Oh how can I say this love is not [E] a farce
Here's your bit!
_ _ Cause [A] each time I try to tell ya
_ [E] It comes out
_ _ _ _ [F#m] And the words just seem [B] to vanish
Up your [E] arse
[A] _ [G#m] Right _ [F#m] up _ [E] your _ _ arse _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _ Thank you! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Thank