Chords for Brocket 99 - Brocket used motors - Comedy

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D

Bb

F

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Brocket 99 - Brocket used motors - Comedy chords
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That's the Raiders, the same group that you can get that greatest hits package on there if you head down to Hunting Hook and Indian Reservation.
16 after 9 o'clock in your morning.
Good morning to you in Brockett, Berlin.
Prickly Bush is standing by at the Brockett Hospital with that report coming up.
Don't go [D] away.
Never had to get to the rodeo, but you had this problem.
I'm Franklin, born with a tooth.
[N]
Brockett used motors, and I'll let you in on just a little bit of a deal.
If you come down here [Gm] with a case of beer, I can give you [F] a good deal on an old 65 Chevy Palafour [G] door.
You can put both [D] the mother and the father-in-law in there, and the six cousins, and as [Gm] well their [F] sisters, and don't forget grandma too.
You can [G] even get five others in the trunk if [Dm] you take out the spare tire, and on [Bb] Wednesdays you can drive into town and [C] hang out around [Dm] Galt Gardens.
It doesn't have any [Bb] hubcaps, and the window [C] in the back is just [D] plastic.
But a good deal [Gm] at only $4-8 [D] if you bring me a case of [G] whiskey.
Come [F] on down today.
Listen to one satisfied [G] customer.
Okay, we'll see what we got.
[D] This [G] son of a bitch car, mother-fucking [N]-slut.
Gotta get to the rodeo.
Oh, she's running [Gm] a little rough.
Fucking [Ab] whitey [D] car.
Needs a spark plug.
[Bb] This thing's a [Gb] piece of shit.
Fuck it.
You can't head out to the rodeo until you got your [B] new cowboy [Gm] boots and cowboy shirts, can you?
No Indian would be caught dead without [Bb] one.
So remember, this [Eb] week at Penner's [Bb] Men's Wear in Brockett, you can get [Gm] shirts and boots on special half price just for the rodeo.
Hats too, and socks.
This week.
This is the place you're looking for.
Penner's Men's Wear in Brockett.
[G] This is Sammy Eagle Vomit, and now throughout the magic of this radio station,
we go on location to talk with Berlin Brickleybush at the terminal ward at the Brockett Hospital.
Let's see here.
I'll try and get a hold of her.
Berlin, are you there, Berlin?
Hi, Sammy.
I'm standing in the terminal ward at the Brockett Hospital with Jim Manybears.
He's not looking too well.
Jim, how are you feeling?
[N]
Jim, you're looking a bit pale.
Are you okay?
Jim?
[Gm]
[B] [Bb] We're going to go over to the doctor [Fm] to find out what his [G] prognosis is.
[Fm] [N] Doctor, what's your prognosis?
I think he's passed out.
Back to the studio.
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Gm
123111113
G
2131
D
1321
Bb
12341111
F
134211111
Gm
123111113
G
2131
D
1321
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That's the Raiders, the same group that you can get that greatest hits package on there if you head down to Hunting Hook and Indian Reservation.
16 after 9 o'clock in your morning.
Good morning to you in Brockett, Berlin.
Prickly Bush is standing by at the Brockett Hospital with that report coming up.
Don't go [D] away.
Never had to get to the rodeo, but you had this problem. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I'm Franklin, born with a tooth.
[N] _
_ Brockett used motors, and I'll let you in on just a little bit of a deal.
If you come down here [Gm] with a case of beer, I can give you [F] a good deal on an old 65 Chevy Palafour [G] door.
You can put both [D] the mother and the father-in-law in there, and the six cousins, and as [Gm] well their [F] sisters, and don't forget grandma too.
You can [G] even get five others in the trunk if [Dm] you take out the spare tire, and on [Bb] Wednesdays you can drive into town and [C] hang out around [Dm] Galt Gardens.
It doesn't have any [Bb] hubcaps, and the window [C] in the back is just [D] plastic.
But a good deal [Gm] at only $4-8 [D] if you bring me a case of [G] whiskey.
Come [F] on down today.
Listen to one satisfied [G] customer.
Okay, we'll see what we got.
[D] _ _ This [G] son of a bitch car, mother-fucking [N]-slut.
_ _ Gotta get to the rodeo.
Oh, she's running [Gm] a little rough.
Fucking [Ab] whitey [D] car.
Needs a spark plug.
_ [Bb] _ This thing's a [Gb] piece of shit.
Fuck it.
You can't head out to the rodeo until you got your [B] new cowboy [Gm] boots and cowboy shirts, can you?
No Indian would be caught dead without [Bb] one.
So remember, this [Eb] week at Penner's [Bb] Men's Wear in Brockett, you can get [Gm] shirts and boots on special half price just for the rodeo.
Hats too, and socks.
This week.
This is the place you're looking for.
Penner's Men's Wear in Brockett.
[G] This is Sammy Eagle Vomit, and now throughout the magic of this radio station,
we go on location to talk with Berlin Brickleybush at the terminal ward at the Brockett Hospital.
Let's see here.
I'll try and get a hold of her.
Berlin, are you there, Berlin?
Hi, Sammy.
I'm standing in the terminal ward at the Brockett Hospital with Jim Manybears.
He's not looking too well.
_ Jim, how are you feeling?
[N] _ _ _
_ _ _ Jim, you're looking a bit pale.
Are you okay?
_ _ _ _ Jim?
[Gm] _ _
[B] [Bb] We're going to go over to the doctor [Fm] to find out what his [G] prognosis is.
[Fm] _ _ [N] _ Doctor, what's your prognosis?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I think he's passed out.
Back to the studio. _ _

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