Chords for Broke in Half

Everybody's always talking about low income, what about no income?
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[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [Am] _ _ [C] It's just [G] strange, it's all about leftovers when you're [D] poor, when you find so many food cutting down even [Am] yours
Ain't got no [C] job, ain't got no [G] money, if you know what I'm saying then you're talking shit, [D] but then just sing along with Dom [F] Fee
Ang dang ring sang ring ring, dingy [E] rocky bong dong song, flong flong ding rocky [Am] bong
What you know about being [C] broke, what end of your jokes, ending my [G] rope?
Regular folk just trying to [D] cope, trying to act a joke, but still got [Am] hope man
What you know about the old [C] checks, getting wrecked, always in [G] debt, barney bet, here's a potion to [D] help
How did you bet, you can change in a sec
[C] Diggity bong bong, jiggity [A] baggity bong
We're the same boxers for like a month, inside out, backwards and [G] front
Everybody wants to come have a [D] gop, with your big fucking toes, sticking out your [Am] side
The pig pocket, look out for [C] twists, cause the landlord threw out all of our [G] shit
Recession, oh [D] shit, never had a session to [Am] begin with
What you know about a don and dad, three meals a day plus a midnight [G] snack
When I was in school she was just that [D] right, kids had a hot lunch, I had a hot [Am] bite
Nobody's like getting a tea [C] shower and a candlelit beer, cause you got no [G] power, it's not great
Just drinking [D] a 40, not complaining, just telling my [Am] story
Ain't got no [C] job, ain't got no [G] money
If you know what I'm saying hit it on the [D] screen button, just sing along with [F] Bonfi
Ding dong, oh sticky rung tong, sticky [E] pong rung tong, sticky frocky pong dong, [Am] wacky pong
What you know about being [C] broke, what a little joke, end [G] of my rope
Regular folk, did [D] private coke, trying to act a joke, but still [Am] got hope man
What you know about [C] the old checks, getting wrecked, [G] always in debt, barney bet, here's a [D] potion to help
How did you bet, you can change in a sec
Diggity bong bong, [A] jiggity baggity bong
Used to be getting them natural hatchets, thought I'd be a number [G] one traffic
Stick to the branch in my pants, [D] better match with fuck cause I rock my [Am] goalies to rackets
Still gonna play till my [C] knees give, she's in a loonam [G] gee whiz
But I don't go anywhere with tree [D] kids, it's the bottom of the gyro [Am] cheese whiz
Who sends it in, guess who, Donnie Donfie, through [G] the rescue
Half a loaf of bread, [D] blacker butter, just don't tell me it was from [Am] a dumpster
When I was in the C-spare [C] rain vans, kick it back on the beach out in the northern [G] base lands
I'm psychic new, I'm still [D] a hundred tons, got the bars and the [Am] spotlight
Ain't got no [C] job, ain't got no [G] money
If you know what I'm saying you're a [D] choice for me buddy, just sing along with [F] Donfie
Don, Ricky's talking about Don-Pompa and Mickey Kong
[E] Don-Drug, Mickey-Ponky, Don [Am]-Ponky-Kong
What you know about [C] being broke, but it ain't no joke
I [G] hit him with a rope, breaking down the folks, he's just [D] trying to cook
Trying not to joke, cause he's [Am] still got hope man
What you know about [C] gold checks, getting wrecked
[G] I was in debt, body, pants, there's a [D] punch in the head
How did you bet, you [Am] can change in a sec
No, I don't [C] do wrong, I'm a don't-dick
I'm a don't-dick, [G] I'm a don't-dick, I'm a don't-dick
Keep on [D] donking, keep on donking, keep on donking, keep [F] on donking _ _ _
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