Chords for Bruce
Tempo:
69.5 bpm
Chords used:
C
Eb
Gm
Ab
Db
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Oh, Cork!
[Ab]
[Am] [C] It surely [Bbm] can't!
It's like a [Bm] slow egg!
[C] Single slice, or even two Bruce
[Db] Might be nice, but even you Bruce
[C] Have to admit, between you and it
[Db] There's not a lot of difference in size
[D] He can't!
He can't!
It surely can't!
He might disclose, he's [Eb] quite a nasty
He [C] can't!
[F]
[D] [Gm] I mean in effect, this must confess
[Eb] What we all suspected, you have a worse
[Gm] He's a bit like a TARDIS
[Eb] Considerably roomier in [F] size
He can't!
He can't!
It surely [Bb] can't!
B [D]-R-O-O [Gm]-C-E
Never again [Ab] will Ralph get into a diss
With your immense [Gm] proofs
To call the truth, Bruce
From every small thing [Ab] it was right to know
We [F] never thought it was possible
But here [Bb] is it, Bruce
[Cm] The time has [Db] come to put that tubbly tongue to use
[Cm] No excuse, Bruce
Attach a belt, [Db] I think you'll want your trousers loose
Oh, [D] stuff it in, you're almost finished
You'll fit it in, whatever you do, just don't give in
Don't let her win, [Eb] come on Bruce, be [C] our hero
[F] B [Gm]-R-O-O-C -E
Never again will Ralph get [Eb] into a diss
With your immense proofs
[Gm] To call the truth, Bruce
Just one more fight and [Ab] you're completely cooked to do
We never thought it was [G] possible
But here is this coming through
We can have
[C] B-R [G]-O-O-C-E
[Ab] [Bb]
[Eb] [Bb]
[Ab]
[Am] [C] It surely [Bbm] can't!
It's like a [Bm] slow egg!
[C] Single slice, or even two Bruce
[Db] Might be nice, but even you Bruce
[C] Have to admit, between you and it
[Db] There's not a lot of difference in size
[D] He can't!
He can't!
It surely can't!
He might disclose, he's [Eb] quite a nasty
He [C] can't!
[F]
[D] [Gm] I mean in effect, this must confess
[Eb] What we all suspected, you have a worse
[Gm] He's a bit like a TARDIS
[Eb] Considerably roomier in [F] size
He can't!
He can't!
It surely [Bb] can't!
B [D]-R-O-O [Gm]-C-E
Never again [Ab] will Ralph get into a diss
With your immense [Gm] proofs
To call the truth, Bruce
From every small thing [Ab] it was right to know
We [F] never thought it was possible
But here [Bb] is it, Bruce
[Cm] The time has [Db] come to put that tubbly tongue to use
[Cm] No excuse, Bruce
Attach a belt, [Db] I think you'll want your trousers loose
Oh, [D] stuff it in, you're almost finished
You'll fit it in, whatever you do, just don't give in
Don't let her win, [Eb] come on Bruce, be [C] our hero
[F] B [Gm]-R-O-O-C -E
Never again will Ralph get [Eb] into a diss
With your immense proofs
[Gm] To call the truth, Bruce
Just one more fight and [Ab] you're completely cooked to do
We never thought it was [G] possible
But here is this coming through
We can have
[C] B-R [G]-O-O-C-E
[Ab] [Bb]
[Eb] [Bb]
Key:
C
Eb
Gm
Ab
Db
C
Eb
Gm
Oh, Cork!
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ [Am] _ [C] It surely [Bbm] can't!
It's like a [Bm] slow egg!
[C] Single slice, or even two Bruce
[Db] Might be nice, but even you Bruce
[C] Have to admit, between you and it
[Db] There's not a lot of difference in size
[D] He can't!
He can't!
It surely can't!
He _ might disclose, he's [Eb] quite a nasty
He [C] can't!
_ [F] _ _
[D] _ [Gm] I mean in effect, this must confess
[Eb] What we all suspected, you have a worse
_ [Gm] _ He's a bit like a TARDIS
[Eb] Considerably roomier in [F] size
He can't!
He can't!
It surely [Bb] can't!
B [D]-R-O-O [Gm]-C-E
_ Never again [Ab] will Ralph get into a diss
With your immense [Gm] proofs
To call the truth, Bruce
From every small thing [Ab] it was right to know
We [F] never thought it was possible
But here [Bb] is it, Bruce _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ The time has [Db] come to put that tubbly tongue to use
[Cm] No excuse, Bruce
Attach a belt, [Db] I think you'll want your trousers loose
Oh, [D] stuff it in, you're almost finished
You'll fit it in, whatever you do, just don't give in
Don't let her win, [Eb] come on Bruce, be [C] our hero
[F] B [Gm]-R-O-O-C _ -E
Never again will Ralph get [Eb] into a diss
With your immense proofs
[Gm] To call the truth, Bruce
Just one more fight and [Ab] you're completely cooked to do
We never thought it was [G] possible
But here is this coming through
We can have
_ [C] _ B-R [G]-O-O-C-E _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ [Am] _ [C] It surely [Bbm] can't!
It's like a [Bm] slow egg!
[C] Single slice, or even two Bruce
[Db] Might be nice, but even you Bruce
[C] Have to admit, between you and it
[Db] There's not a lot of difference in size
[D] He can't!
He can't!
It surely can't!
He _ might disclose, he's [Eb] quite a nasty
He [C] can't!
_ [F] _ _
[D] _ [Gm] I mean in effect, this must confess
[Eb] What we all suspected, you have a worse
_ [Gm] _ He's a bit like a TARDIS
[Eb] Considerably roomier in [F] size
He can't!
He can't!
It surely [Bb] can't!
B [D]-R-O-O [Gm]-C-E
_ Never again [Ab] will Ralph get into a diss
With your immense [Gm] proofs
To call the truth, Bruce
From every small thing [Ab] it was right to know
We [F] never thought it was possible
But here [Bb] is it, Bruce _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ The time has [Db] come to put that tubbly tongue to use
[Cm] No excuse, Bruce
Attach a belt, [Db] I think you'll want your trousers loose
Oh, [D] stuff it in, you're almost finished
You'll fit it in, whatever you do, just don't give in
Don't let her win, [Eb] come on Bruce, be [C] our hero
[F] B [Gm]-R-O-O-C _ -E
Never again will Ralph get [Eb] into a diss
With your immense proofs
[Gm] To call the truth, Bruce
Just one more fight and [Ab] you're completely cooked to do
We never thought it was [G] possible
But here is this coming through
We can have
_ [C] _ B-R [G]-O-O-C-E _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _