Chords for Buddy Waisname II

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_ _ So come all you young fellas wherever you go, examine your chula from head to toe.
For if you don't do it, you're bound to be sold to a patched up dole geezer about 90 years old.
Thank you. _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ Come here, come here, come here.
Come over, come over, come here, come here, come here, old jump man.
Get down, you dirty big snake man, get down. _
Sit down, sit down, sit.
Sit down.
Stay there.
Nice dog, here you go.
_ _ That's it, that's a nice dog.
You stay there, psycho. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Jim, _ _ _ come here, Jim, come over.
Come on Jim, come here, come here.
You stay.
Come here, Jim.
You stay right there.
Come over, come here.
That's right, come here. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Yeah, how you getting on Jim?
How are you my son?
What do you have?
_ _ That's what I said when I seen the grocery bags, I said, Jim is shopping again. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Nothing more, I got doggo for a walk.
_ That's my new dog, psycho.
I give him a second name though, eh?
Paddock.
_ Psycho Paddock. _
_ I named him after the movie.
_ Some doggo, Jim, my sonny boy.
Four feet ten to the top of the head, look.
Huh?
Stomach like a cement mixer, old man.
Tongue like a car wash and teeth like four inch nails.
What a animal, eh Jim?
Some cute, eh, what a animal.
Hold on, John.
Psycho, get back here.
Psycho, psycho, get back here.
Leave dad alone, that one.
_ _ Psycho, somebody's cat, look Jim, somebody's cat.
Psycho, get back here.
_ Get_
Jumping down is one less cat on the planet, eh Jim?
Psycho, get back here.
I hope she had her shots.
Come here, psycho, get back over here.
You get here.
And don't cough up your cough upper furball.
Sit down.
_ Sit down, sit down.
Stay there.
_ That's nice dog, there you go.
Some dog, Jim, buddy, that's some animal, old man.
Lordy jumps, eh?
And fast.
Jim, old man, you can't outrun him.
If you was to take off now, old man,
next thing, you're coming off the ground with his muzzle up your arse.
_ He'll get you down, my son, tear the pants right off your legs.
No telling what he'll do then. _ _ _ _
Nah, geez, he just likes playing around, that's all.
No, he's right cute, bud.
He's right cute.
Hold on, Chief, look at him going up the hill.
Look, look at him going up over the hill.
Psycho, psycho, psycho, get back here.
He's after that pig, up there.
_ Psycho, psycho, get down here.
He brought home three bumpers last week. _
Get down here, Tommy.
Come _ _ _ over and see Jim, now.
Come over and see Jim.
Call him over, Jim, call him over.
Come on, get over.
There you go, Jim, now, look.
That's psycho. _ _
Don't move.
_ _ _ _ Yeah, he'll take his nose out of that in a minute, now. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Depends on how hungry he is, Jim, bud. _ _
_ What you eat for lunch?
Oh, he loves that.
_ _ _ Jim, you got a dog, Jim?
Well, where?
Over there.
That's not a dog, Jim.
I thought that was a rat on steroids.
_ _ _ What kind of a dog is that, Jim?
She a what?
_ Shih Tzu. _
_ I believe the first part. _ _ _ _
No, he's jumping, Jim, that's not a_
Oh, jumping psycho, come back here.
Psycho, come back here.
Panic, panic, panic.
_ Oh, jumping dog.
You're a dog female?
_ That's what I thought.
Your dog don't know what's coming. _ _
Psycho, psycho.
He got one thing out of one.
Psycho, come back here.
Psycho.
Oh, jumping, he's not listening.
Jim, Jim, what do you got in the bag?
What do you got in the bag?
You got something in the bag?
You got there a piece of meat and bologna or something?
A sausage?
You put it on the ground, Jim, and I'll call him over.
When he comes over, you take your dog and run.
And I mean run, okay?
All right, now, what do you mean no?
Your little shit whatever is going up my dog's muzzle first, Jim.
Put it there on the ground.
_ _ Sentimental mood, Jim.
Psycho, come on, buddy, come here.
Panic, panic, buddy.
Come on, buddy, come on.
I got something neat for you.
I got something neat.
Come on over.
Come on, come on, psycho.
Come on, come on over.
Run, Jim, run, run.
Leave that alone.
Run, Jim. _
_ _ Keep going. _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ Pass it here, pass it here.
Pass it here.
Oh, look at that, look, a rib roast.
Well, we got supper out of it, psycho.
Come on.
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_ _ _ _ _ had a lot of snow here in St.
Johnson winter, didn't you?
Uh-huh.
But I tell you, you handled it really well.
You did a lot better than Toronto did a couple of years ago.
Remember Toronto?
When they had the blizzard?
They got a quarter of an inch of snow and they all freaked out.
Remember?
Oh, yeah.
Well, it drifted. _ _
_ _ _ It did.
A quarter of an inch of snow and they all freaked out.
Remember?
Oh, yeah.
Well, it drifted. _
_ _ _ _ It did.
It did.
Well, anyhow, the whole country's crapping on them ever since,
and we're going to join in that little chorus.
We've got a 45-second offering called Dumping on Toronto.
Hope you enjoy it. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Oh, Toronto's underneath an inch of snow.
The [C] temperature is one degree below.
_ The mayor is on TV, persuading you and me
To [G] show some sympathy for [C] poor Toronto
As they did [G] in East Quebec a while [C] ago
Armies taking Perrier from door to door
Scraping winches off their cars
Keeping snow away from bars
Essential services for the people from Toronto
Once again we'll [G] have to go and lend a [C] hand
All the [F] workers who returned to [C] Newfoundland
We went and built a town, now there's no one left around
[G] Who's ever shoveled [C] snow in Toronto
They [F] need seal skins [C] and muck plugs in Toronto
Some cod liver oil in Toronto
_ [F] _ Climatically [G] challenged people in T [C] _ -Hall
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_ [F] It's been the month of May
[G] A farmer and his daughter are right by the [C] pond my way
The girls attend quite calmly [F] to the milking of a cow
[G] Sing I am getting married, all the humour [C] is on me now
Be [Dm] _ _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ quite, you foolish [D] daughter, [F] and hold your simple tongue
[G] You're better free and single and [C] happy while you're young
But the daughter shook her [E] shoulders amid [Dm] the patient cow
[G] Sing I am getting married, all the humour [C] is on me now
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If you must get [D] married, don't tell me who's the man
[G] The daughter quickly answered, it's William John [C] McCann
A carpenter and a tailor and a man to [E] milk the cow
[G] Sing I am getting married, all the humour [C] is on me now
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_ _ _ _ _ [C] At last the daughter [F] married, and married well to do
[G] And loved her darling husband for fifty [C] years or two
But William passed away [F] now, and she quickly [D] made a vow
[G] Sing I'll never marry, all the humour is [C] off me now
[G] Sing I'll never marry, all the humour is off [C] me now
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