Chords for Buddy Wasiname

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_ Give us the G-card, Jackie.
Give us the [G] G-card, my man.
_ Is you [C]
happy?
[G] You're gonna be happy.
You got [D] to be 100 [G]%
You're 5 different colors.
[C] Is you happy?
[G] You're gonna be happy.
[D] You got to be [G] 100% I suppose.
What are you looking peevish for?
Pick your jaw up off the floor.
[C] With your smack with a 2x4.
You're not broke out in the [D] sores.
You ain't got no disease.
Don't go looking for sympathy.
Cause I knows if you was [G] me,
you'd be happy.
[G] And I knows how hard it's got.
And your guts has gone to [C] rot.
And your life is all up-sot.
And you're flashing cold and hot.
[D] Suck back your nasal drip.
Stiffen up your lower lip.
You're not going to be missed.
Sot is [G] just as well to be happy.
[C] Is you happy?
[G] You're gonna be happy.
You [D] got to be [G] 100%
Come on, Salvation Army!
Is [C] you happy?
[G] You're gonna be happy.
You [D] got to be [G] 100% I suppose.
Well, I know the feller once.
He was here for several months.
[C] He got around with our bunch.
We knowed he was out to lunch.
[D] No one liked him real good.
Well, his mother never could.
But while he was done very good,
[G] he was happy.
[D] _ [G] And then there's ugly Gord.
Last year he breaks out and warts.
[C] Looks like a living corpse.
Girls rather kiss his arse.
[D] Stinks like the rotten fish.
Tastes like the maggoty flesh.
We tolerate some of this.
Cause it's just as [G] well to be happy.
[C] Is you happy?
[G] You're gonna be happy.
[D] You got to be [G] 100%
Give her a mic!
Give her a cock!
[C] Is you happy?
[G] You're gonna be happy.
[D] You got to be 100% [G] I suppose.
One certain feller here,
with nothing between the [C] ears.
One night he got on the beer.
Stripped off till he was bare.
[D] Went parading around the town
till the cops tracked him down.
He's in the mental now,
but he's happy.
[G] Listen here, take my advice.
Make sure you got no lice.
[C] Get yourself a smelling nice.
Try to straighten out your eyes.
[D] Haul your boots up over your pants.
Take your partner out to dance.
Cause now you got the chance.
And it's just as well to be happy.
[C] Is you happy?
[G] You're gonna be happy.
You [D] got to be [G] 100% Everybody now!
[C] Is you happy?
[G] You're gonna be happy.
You [D] got to be 100% I suppose.
How's your boots?
Oh, pathetic.
[G] Mine now.
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Well, buddy, what's his name and the other fellers?
Is you happy? _ _
Wayne is happy.
I'm happy.
Is you happy?
I'm happy to note, especially if I'm playing rock and roll.
[Bb] Rock and roll!
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_ Oh my _ god, oh my.
Oh my.
Oh, it's so hot in here. Oh, oh. _ _ _ _
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_ _ Excuse me, buddy.
Buddy, what are you doing?
Mental flashing.
_ _ _ _ Well, folks, I'm gonna do a little recitation for you now.
Goes something like this.
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As I was [Ab] walking way down by the [N] strand,
I met a fair damsel so handsome and grand.
She had buckles and brooches of silver and gold.
Says I, now what a dandy and only 19 years old.
Well, I courted her truly while keeping her fed.
The weeks went by and finally we were wed.
And when we got married, the wedding bells tolled.
Says I, now what a dandy and only 19 years old.
The wedding being over, we'll be tired to rest.
You can bet I was astounded when my wife did undress.
Such an armload of paddings as my wife did unfold.
Says I, now what a dandy and only 19 years old.
Well, she took off her cork leg right off to her knee.
She unbuttoned her blouse to like howny tree.
_ She plucked out a glass so I on the floor did roll.
Says I, [Bb] now what a dandy and only [N] 19 years old.
_ She took off her eyebrows, I thought I would faint.
For she took from her face a good bucket of paint.
_ She then took off her false wig and her bald head soon told.
She was handier 90 than 19 years old. _ _ _
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