Chords for Business Man

_ [F#] I'm a business man
_ _ [Em]
I'm a business man with a business plan
I'm gonna make you money in business land
I'm a cool guy talking about GameStop
I'm definitely not [Em] a cop
_ Why'd you say you're not a cop?
Because I'm not
I think that you're a cop
I also think that you're a cop
Now listen boys, you [F#m] better both [Em] stop
Or I'll have you arrested
I'm not a cop
I'm a business man with a business plan
I spend my days in a big black unmarked van
If you wanna talk turkey, I'm [C#] here to talk shop
I'm definitely not a cop
You're a motherfucking [E] cop, I can tell from the way that you stand
And you said that you worked in an unmarked van
Well listen boys, _ _ I'm not a cop
I'm a business man in a coffee shop
With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest
I saw my wife get [B] killed by the drug cartel
I'm not a cop
[Em] I'm a business man, I'm a business man
I'm a business man, why does he have a gun?
Dibbidab, [E] dibbidab, dibbidab
Calling Officer Jack
Hello?
Is that your police radio?
That was my business phone
And the cover they're referring to [Em] is When I Sung Money by Pink Floyd
Yeah, that's a business song
Saying business for another word [E] doesn't make the whole thing business related
And if I may critique the whole police system
Then oh look, there's [Em] a sniper pointed at my forehead
No it's not
Yes it is
No it's not
See this little red dot?
That's for a sniper shot
There's no snipers here and there's no police
Fuck, I'm ready to do it now
Take the [E] shot
I'm a business man speaking with two friends
And one of them has a single chicken pock on their head
I don't know [B] the guy who's dressed in camouflage with an M21 pointed at your [E] friend's head
You shouldn't have said that
I think you've really upset him
What do you mean you don't know me?
I was the best man at your wedding
I'm a business man, I'm not friends with [G] snipers Oh yeah?
Oh yeah
Ah, you shot me in the leg
You shot him in the leg
[A] You shot me in my left leg
You shot him in his left [E] leg
He's a good little [G#] man
He's there from 9 o [A]'clock and now he's been shot [E] in his left leg
How about now?
No, I still don't [Em] know you
Say my name
I don't know your name
Why don't you say his name?
He's gonna shoot you [Em] again
I told you I don't know you
Oh he [E] shot my other leg
You shot his [A] other leg
He shot me in my right leg
You shot [E] him in the right leg
He's a business [G#] man
He had shot in his leg [A] by his ex-best [B] man
He's [E] not a cop
Say my name
No, you've got a dumb name
Oh, fine, Dwink Bexson What?
That's his name, Dwink Bexson
Oh, that's fine Okay
Name?
[Em] _ _ That's a pretty dumb name
Dwink Bexson just shot me in the chest
Dwink, stop shooting my business associates
I'm a bad cop and you often kill too much in that drug [E] cartel
Call for backup or we're all gonna [A] die
Just admit that you're police and save our lives
Boys, I'd do anything to [G#] make the shooting stop
But [A] I've told you before
[E] I'm not a cop
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[A] _ _ [E] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] He's [A] a business man
[E] _ _ [Em] He's a business [E] man