Chords for Bustopher Jones

_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _
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_ _ _ Bustopher Jones [B] is not skin and [E] bones, in fact he's [B] remarkably fat.
_ _ [E] He doesn't haunt [B] pubs, he has eight or nine [E] clubs, for [B] he's that St.
[E] James's Street Cat.
He's the cat we all greet [B] as he walks down the street [E] in his coat of [B] prestigious black.
[E] No commonplace [B] mousers have such well-cut trousers [E] or such [B] an [E] impeccable back.
[A] In the whole of St.
[Dbm] James's the smartest of names [D] is the name of the Grammar [E] _
Lass.
And we're all of us proud [B] to be nodded or bowed to [E] by [B] Bustopher Jones in [E] white spats.
_ [A] In the whole of St.
James's [Dbm] the smartest of names [D] is the name of this Grammar [E] Hot Cat.
_ And we're all of us proud [B] to be nodded or _ [E] _ [B] bowed to by Bustopher Jones in [E] white _ spats.
_ [F] _ _ _ [Gm] _ [C] _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ [C] _ [F] My visits are [C] occasional to the senior _ [Bb]
educational, [C] and it is against [F] the _ _ rules.
[C] For any [F] one cat to [Bb] belong post [F] to that end of the joint _ superior _ [Eb] schools. _
_ For a similar _ reason [Bb] when game is in season [C] I'm found [Bb] not at [C] foxes but [Bb] limps.
_ [F] I am frequently seen at the gay [Bb] stage and screen [F] which is famous [C] for winkles [F] and trips.
_ [F] In [Bb] the season of venison I give [Eb] my [Bb] Benson to the hot hunter _ succulent _ _ bones.
And [F] just [Bb] before noon's [Eb] not a moment [Bb] too soon to drop in for a drink at [Ab] the draw.
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _
_ [Ab] _ When I'm seen in a hurry [Eb] there's probably curry [F] at the [Eb] Siamese or [F] at the Glutton.
_ [Fm] If [Db] I look full of gloom [Bbm] then I've lunched at the tomb [F] on cabbage, rice pudding _ and [Bb] a mutton.
In the whole of St.
James's [Dm] the smartest of names [Eb] is the name of this Grammar [F] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] Junkie [F] White Bluster.
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ So much in this way [B] passes Bustopher's [E] day at one club or [A] another [B] he's found.
[E] It can be no [B] surprise that under our [E] eyes he has grown [B] _ [E] unmistakably round.
He's a 25 _ [Gbm] pounder [B] or I am a bounder [E] and he's putting on weight [B] every day.
But [E] I'm so well preserved [B] because I've observed [E] all me life [B] a routine [E] and I'd [D] say.
[A] I am still in me prime I [Dbm] shall last out me time.
[D] That's the word from this smartest [E] of cats.
_ He's bust and he's [B] shall he's green and he's pal mal.
[E] For [B] Bustopher Jones went white.
[E] _ Bustopher [A] Jones went [B] white.
Buster.
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ [B] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [N] Toodlepip.