Chords for Butter Outta Cream

Remember that story I learned at your feet?
[A] Well now it's my turn, take a [B] seat. _ _
[G] Two little mice of great renown
[Em] Fell in some milk and [Dm] one proceeded to drown
[G] The other one still [C] the toast of the town
[C#] Cause he made butter out of cream
[D] _ _
[G] He looked around, deduced [D] his plight
[Em] Said this is no way [Dm] to spend a Saturday night
[C] But he had the style to make things right
[F#] So he [D] made butter out of cream
[G] _
[Dm] He kicked [G] his legs [Dm] up, he tossed [G] and turned
[C] So not [G] to end [C] up a ghost _ _
[A] He did [Em] the hokey pokey [E] till the cream [Em] was [Am] churned
Then baby he walked [D#] right out and buttered his toast
[G] Now he's on top for goodness sakes
[Em] Yeah he's the big cheese [Dm] up at Land O'Lakes
[C] He's living proof [F#] that pop [B] all it takes is a scheme
_ [Em] _ _ [A#] So if you land [Bm] in [B] the [C] gutter
Well just make butter [Em] out of cream
It's [E] your turn, Dad.
Nah, you're doing [G] great.
Oh no, [Em] this is a duet.
It's [Am] Frank and Dean.
It's not a solo act.
[Gm] Well, [E] you know, there is one I haven't [B] told you.
Oh really?
[E] There was a cockroach in Brazil
Got drunk at his [Bm] local coffee mill
[A] He thought his time was up until
[C#m] He made coffee out of [B] beans
When he came to, [E] he heard such a sound
[C#m] [C#] Much to his shock [Bm] when he looked around
[A] He had been scooped [F] and was about to be ground
[F#] So he [B] made [E] coffee out of beans _
[Bm] He marched [E] to the south [Bm] and he stomped to [E] the north
[A] He [E] had to race [F#m] against fate _
[D#m] [F#] He did the cucaracha [C#] while those [F#] tears poured forth
[F#m] And senor, [D] things began to _ percolate
[E] He held his breath and swam to the top
[C#m] He borrowed beans [Bm] from his [G#] mom and pop
[A] And opened up [D#] his own [F#] coffee shop [C#m] out in Queens
_ [F#] _ [G] When his lights [G#m] were almost [C#m] off, he
[F#m] Just made [E] coffee out of beans
[C#] Let's bring this one home, Dad.
[C] You got it, son.
[D] _ _ _
[F] So three guttals, two, were lice up its [Dm] Dumbass!
And the mouths
[Cm] At the end of [D#] their wits
[A#] They knew the key to [G] life was that it's what [Dm] you dream
_ [G] So [G#] if lemons clog [Em] your [A#] sink
_ _ [G#] Don't just stand around [Am] and _ [Dm] scream
[A#] Sprite [B] some lemonade [F] and [D] drink
_ [Em] And [C] make butter [Dm] out of cream
Just [A#] _ make [F]
butter out of cream
_ [Gm] Make [A#] some butter [F] out of cream
I hear what you're saying, [G] son _
I'll make [A#] butter out of _
[F] _ cream
A-do-ya-do-ya-do-ya-do-ya-do-ya-do-ya
[D#] _ _ Swing it! _ _
Aw, [F] man! _ _ _ _ _ _