Chords for CAKE "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" on Guitar Center Sessions

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[G] _ [D] I [F] want a girl with a mind like [G] a [D] diamond I want a girl [F] who knows [G] what's [D] best
I want a [C] girl with a [F]
[G] shoes that [D] cut nails [C] Eyes that burn [F#] like [G]
[G#] cigarettes
[A] _ [D] I want [A] a girl [G] with the right _
[A] [D] allocations Who's fast [A] and [G] thorough and sharp as [A] a tack
[D] She's playing with [A] her [G] jewelry, she's pulling up [A] her [D] hair
She is touring [A] the [G] facility and picking up the slack
[A] I want a girl with a short skirt and a long _ [D] jacket Okay
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_ _ [C] _ [F] _ [D] _ _ want a girl who gets up early _ I want a girl who stays up late
[G] _ [D] I want a girl [G] with uninterrupted [D] prosperity Who [C] uses a machete [D] to cut [G] [G#] blue [D] red paper
With [F#m] [G] fingernails that shine like [A] [D] justice And a voice that [A] is [G] dark like linen [A] glass
[D] She is fast [A] and [G] thorough and sharp as [A] a tack [D] She is touring [A] the facility [D] and picking up the slack
[A] _ I want a girl with a [Bm] short [A] skirt and a _ _ [Am] long _ [D] _ [A] jacket
[G] Okay, [A] have a [D] safe trip home _
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[D] _ [C] _ _ [F] _ [D] _ I want a girl [F] with a smooth [G] [D] liquidation I want a girl [F] with good [G] [A] dividends
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At Citibank [Am] we will meet [G] [D] accidentally [C] Wish I could talk [F#] but you've [G] got us [G#] nothing
[A] _ [D] [F#m] She wants a [G] car with a bumper [A] on a [D] long rest [Am] She wants a [G] car that will get [A] her bail
[D] She is taking her [A] name [G] from Peelee to [A] Cara [D] She is [F#m] trading her MG [G] for a white Chrysler [A] LeFarad
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long [Am] _ _ _ [D] _ jacket
[A] _ [G] Okay, _ [A] _ [D] _ alright, _ [G] _ wait a minute, [A] [D] wait a second, _ [G] break it down, [A] hold it
[D] _ [G] And _ _ the [D] crowd begins singing _ [G]
spontaneously without much encouragement from the musicians
who had been flown on jets _ from far away to entertain people
The people just started singing _ _ crazy voices, _ filling the room with sound
_ [D] _ Is _
[A#] _ [G] _ _ _ _ [E] this the best you can [G] do?
_ _ _ _ This guy's not even singing
_ You're in a studio audience, your scene is valuable
_ What the fuck?
_ _ _ Let me get this, turn it up
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