Chords for Call Me Maybe PARODY "My Name's Obama" ~ Rucka Rucka Ali

_ What is war dot com?
Roto-Roto _ -Ali
_ Apprentice
[G] Now _ Corolla, why did your team lose?
Now I'll _ _ _ _ _ interrupt this program for Obama to say something
My fellow Americans, I'd like to announce that I'm running for President of America
As a black man
_ _ [C] I did some time [G] in jail
I did some crime [C] with Michelle
We stole some fried [G] watermelon
Yippie-Piddie-Ki [C]-Yay
I'm known to smack up a [G] bitch
I got Kool-Aid [C] in the fridge
I never met my [D] kids
Their real dad is [C] Kanye
Guns, yeah I sold [D] them
Post-tricks, yeah [Em] I told [C] them
Blood splints, yeah [D] I rolled them
Running a drug, [C] baby
Hey, [G] I just met [D] you
So please [C] don't tase me
My name's [D] Obama
Was [C] born in Haiti
I [G] still get fruit [D] stamps
I'm [Em] just [C] lazy
I'm still on [D] welfare
So fuck [C] you, baby
I [G] ain't by the [D] rescue
But you [Em] can blame [C] me
I won't be [D] over
If you try to [C] rape me
[G] If I get [D]
unemployed
Shit, [C] don't face me
My name's [D] Obama
I'll [D] roll with [G] Jesus
Jee-Jeezer?
Are you Young Jeezer?
How'd you get in the White House?
I smoke a lot of [D] Newports
I sit a [Em] lot on the [C] porch
I stole 2012 [D] boards
From my neighbor's [G] driveway
I did a lot of drug [D] deals
I killed [Em] Osama for [G] trills
I blamed it on Navy [D]
SEALS
And fucked his bitch [C] sideways
Bro, yeah, I'm all [D]
rocks
Weed, meth, [Em] and roll, [C] and why?
_ _ [Gm]
Whatcha think I'm growing?
Lazy?
[C] _ Hey, I just met [D] you
So [Em] it's okay, [C] see
My name's [D] Obama
I'm [C] half-Kool-Aid-ed
It's hard to love [D] white _ [Em] Robin [C] Mason
Give me the [D] FUBU
Don't [C] try to blame me
[G] Hey, I just met [D] you
So please [Em] don't [C] mace me
[G] My name's [D] Obama
I [C] dance like Sway-J
[G] If you live in [D]
Detroit
[C] You're the favorite
[G] My name's [D]
Obama
[C] I'm half-disabled
[G] Before I came in the [D] White House
I used to [Em] smoke [C] crack
I [G] used to sell [D] crack
I used to [C] roll so black
[G] I was born in [D] Dubai
I'd like to [Em] go [C] back
Where's [G] all my hoes [D] at?
Take off your flags
[A] And don't talk back
Now, the American people have a clear [C] choice
Would you like to get smacked with [D] a pimp cane
Or with the back of my [C] hand?
It's hard to look [D]
white
I'm [Em] smacking [C] ladies
So it's no [D] wonder
Ya [C] crackers hate me
[G] Hey, I just met [D] you
And [Em] this is [C] crazy
I stealed your [D] Hummer
And [C] throwed your baby
_ Sandusky touched [D] a boy
So [C] they say
My name's [D] Obama
_ [C] 15 is tasty
[G] Before I came in [D] the White House
I used to [Em] smoke [C] crack
I used to sell [D] crack
I used to [Am] roll [C] so black
[G] All you haters [D] don't like me
Lick my [Em] [C] ballsack
Your ears fall [D] back
So fuck you, Amen _ _ _ _
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