Chords for Callahan Divide performs "Aliens & Ice Cream" at The Wormy Dog in Oklahoma City

[C#] _ _ _ _ Brothers and sisters! _
_ _ _ [F#] _ _ [C#] _ _
Are you tired of seeing politics on your TV screens and your Facebook pages?
Can I get an amen? _ _
_ Are you tired of seeing the same ugly ass people all the time?
All you [A#] want to do is pack a bag and get the hell out of here.
You don't know where you're going but you don't want to be here anymore?
[C#] _ Now _ _ _ _ _ be honest with me.
_ Have you ever had [F#m] an anxiety attack?
Also [F#] be your significant other.
[C#] Can I get an amen? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ John Kamenzan answered yes to all these questions and we wrote a song about it.
It's called Aliens and I Scream.
It's up right next to me.
What does that mean?
Oh my gosh.
_ _ [G#] _ _ I'm _ _
[C#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G#] _ _ all nervous.
[A#] _ [C#] _ I'm so nervous.
I'm so nervous.
Well last Saturday, I had a pleasant couple of months of advertising.
I don't think [G#] these are_
Man, if my partner had your back, I wouldn't [D] have come back here.
_ [C#] We will see each other again.
[D#] Soon as [C#m] everything is done.
I'll be [G#] back.
Now we're talking about it.
I'll [D] be back.
[C#] I'm sorry to get you. _
Maybe we should try somewhat.
Tell me, say [G#] no.
[F#] You know that I [C#] never cared.
We [G#] are out of town.
[A#] We're out of town.
[F#] I never called you a [C#] good one.
[F#] You and I should [G#] not [F#] care.
That is [G#] what [C#] makes us care. _ _
_ _ _ [G#] _ _ _ _ [A#] _
_ _ _ [C#] _ Stick the stone to her throat, an alien to fly.
I scream, [A#m] I scream.
_ We're even for [A#] the last night.
I slip and slide off of my bed.
This is what we [C#] got.
[F#] I'm off the zero, zero machine.
I'm down to zero, I'm down to zero.
[G#] _ [A#] _ [G#] You and I should not [A#] care.
[G#] [C#] We're even for the last night.
[F#] We're even for [C#] the last night.
[F#] Tell me, [G#] say no.
You [F#] know that I [C#] never cared.
_ [G#] _ We are out of town.
[F#] _ [C#] We're out of town.
[F#] Look [C#] around you.
[G#] _
[F#] There's a thousand [C#m] little things.
But the babies are great.
_ [C#] _ _
_ _ [G#] [A#] We're even.
_ [G#] _ _ _
[C#] You and I should not care.
_ _ [E] _ [A#m] _
_ [G#m] _ You and I should not care.
_ [C#] _ _
[F#] _ [C#] _ _ Why me down on [F#] that side?
Fly somewhere we want to be.
Tell me, say [G#] no.
[F#] You know that I never [A#m] cared.
We [A#] are out of town.
We're out of [F#] town.
Nobody can call me [C#] a girl.
My baby, the man right through [G#] me.
[F#] I just want to [G#] fix my [F#] ways.
I [A#] just want to fix my [C#] ways.
Just let her. _
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_ _ _ _ _ [F#] [C#] Just let her. _
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