Camp Food Chords by Patch The Pirate

[F] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _
[F] I walked [Dm] into [Gm] the dining [C] hall [F] as hungry as [Gm] could be
[C] _
[Gm] I looked down at [C] my camp food and it looked right back [F] at me
I [Bbm] stuck my fork into [G] my dinner, [Am] it ate my fork [D] and bit my finger
[G] _ Then all the food began [C] to sing, _ sing, sing, sing, _ sing
[Gm] Come [C] get [F] your kookawaga bug juice, snakerdoodle [G] mongoose, buzzard catchatory _ _ Skunkwagikie!
[C] Fruit fly Florentine, three day quarantine, [Bb] one pot gooey [Cm] glop
[F] Glorified hog [Bb] slop
Pigs in a blanket, [Am] cows [Dm] on the floor, [Bb] take one bite [Am] and you'll run [Dm] for the door
[G] Stinky cheese Thermidor
Alcatraz or [C] Theodore Smelly _ [F] [Gm] sardines
Ad [C]-Loc [F] beans
Easy-off casserole, chicken in a [G] pothole, monkey meat medley
Tasty and [C] deadly
Parakeet, bonsai, fricassee, frog's [F] eye, tree-toed [Bb] neck
[Cm] Tuna [F] a la black
[Bb] King-size [Am] pepto [Dm]-bismol stew, [Bb] greasy granny [Gm] gopher [Am] guts, oof, [Dm] [C] fondue
[G] What's in camp [A] food?
[Dm] Nobody knows, [Gm] but it sure [C] tastes great
_ If you hold [F] your _ nose
[Gm] Campers, [C] campers, don't be [F] rude, close your [Dm] mouth and eat your [Gm] food
_ [C] _
[Dm] I closed my [Gm] eyes and took [C] a bite [F] of [Dm] poison [Gm] ivy [C] stew
[Gm] My _ _ [C] teeth began to itch and I thought I had [F] the flu _
[Bbm] My stomach got [G] scared and started _
[Am] because it saw [D] the camp food [G] coming
[A] Then [G] all the food [Em] began [C] to sing
Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing!
[Gm] Come [C] get [F] your
Koo-koo-wack-a-bug juice, snicker-doodle [G]-mongoose, buzzer-catch-a-tory
Skunk-wack-a-kitty
[C] Fruit fly, Florentine, three-day [F] quarantine, one-pot gooey glop
[Cm] [F] Glorified hog slop
[Bb] Pigs in a [Gm] [Am] blanket, cows [Dm] on the floor, [Bb] take one bite [Am] and you'll run for the door
[G] Stinky cheese, Thermidor
Alcatraz or [C] Theodore Smelly _ [Gm] sardines
[C] Ad-Loc [F] beans
Easy-off casserole, chicken in a [G] pothole, monkey meat medley
Tasty and [C] deadly
Arrogate, bonsai, fricassee, [F] frog's eye, tree-toed [Bb] neck
[Cm] Tuna [F] ala [Bb] BLECH
King-size [Am] Pepto [Dm]-Bismol stew
[Bb] Greasy, grimy, [Gm] gopher [Am] gut, smooth [F] fondue
[G] _ What's in camp [A] food?
[Dm] Nobody knows, [Gm] but it sure [C] tastes great
_ If [Dm] you hold your _ nose
[Gm] _ [C] What's that [F] awful smell?
Be [Gm] quiet and eat, [C] boy!
Give [F] me that camp [Dm] food
[Gm] _ _ [C] _ [F] Camp _ _ food _ _ _