Wot Chords by Captain Sensible

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I woke up this morning and I was feeling fine, [Em] but this cat starts banging man, what a [D] swine.
So I called reception, but to no avail, that's why I'm [A] telling you this, sorry, tail.
It went bang!
I said shut up!
It [Bm] went bang!
I said shut [D] up!
Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work, but the part of a man [Am] drove me berserk.
He said captain, I said what?
He [Bm] said captain, I said what?
[D] He said captain, he said what?
He said captain, he said what?
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Once a lifetime, twice a day, [Bm] if you don't work you get no [D] pay.
I've been to the east, I've been to the west, where the girls I like most are the ones [Am] undressed.
Well hello Adam, where you been?
I said stand aside, cause I'm a feeling [D] me.
I had a cock for you and I'm a feeling bad, but you're an ugly old moron.
[Am] He said captain, I said what?
He said captain, I said what?
[D] He said captain, I said what?
He said captain, I said what you [Am] want?
He said captain, he said what?
He said captain, [Em] he said what?
[D] He said captain, he said what?
He said captain, he said what?
[Am] He said captain, I said what?
He said captain, I said what?
[D] He said captain, I said what?
He said captain, I said what?
He said captain, I said what you [Am] want?
He said captain, he said what?
He said captain, he said what?
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He said captain, he said what?
He said captain, he said what?
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captain, I said what?
He said captain, I said what?
[D] He said captain, I said what?
He said captain, I said what?
He said captain, I said what you [Am] want?
He said captain, he said what?
He said captain, he said what?
[D] He said captain, he said what?
He said captain, he said what?
[Am] He said captain, I said what?
He said captain, I said what?
[C#m] He [D] said captain, I said what?
He said captain, I said what you [Am] want?
He said captain, I said what?
He said captain, he said what?
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_ _ He said captain, he said what?
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